【Ｂｎｈａ Ｏｎｅｓｈｏｔｓ】

Ｉｎｓｕｌｔ Ｆｉｇｈｔ （ＬＯＶ）

So im going crazy and have learn many insults from a show so have fun learning insults I guess? Theres going to be a lot of swears and sexual stuff so yeah - Author Chan

~3rd POV~

Shigaraki - What the fuck happened while I was gone

Toga - Someone said something to someone else and now Twice is having a hard time keeping control while Dabi is just....being him

Twice - Go fuck yourself

Dabi - You can lick my fucking ass I'm done with this bullshit

Twice - Ok then, so go, go, go, go suck some dicks and then come back ready to eat a popsicle.

Dabi - Since when was the last time you had a bitch under you or even next to you?!

Twice - Toga, she's my friend and she spends time with me! While you can have any bitch in between your legs. Oh what's wrong Dabi, did the saggy balls twins not pass the check this time?

Dabi - Twice, I'm done with you for today so go and suck your gandpa's cock and become a cum dumpster

Twice - At least then I'm useful then you

Dabi - How the hell are you useful? You just sit there with a sign on the side of the road and the sign says you want a sugar daddy and can give out blowjobs

Toga - Would you like some crackers?

Shigaraki - Yeah that would be great

Toga - Tea?

Shigaraki - Sure, I'll go get the chairs

Twice - I hope you burn in hell for the shitty things you do

Dabi - Your only talent is opening your legs to penies that would rather be inside of a fucking cat

Twice - You are not the least bit speacial

Dabi - Get fucked

Twice - Get sucked

Twice then noticed a glass of water on the table and threw it at Dabi, but Dabi doged it but water went everywhere.

Dabi - See your daddy couldn't make you squirt that fucking far

Shigaraki and toga were sitting in chairs sipping on tea and eating crackers watching the whole scene

Toga - Should you stop this?

Shigaraki - As much as I'm supposed to this is the most interesting thing that's happened in a while

Toga - True

Kiriguri then came in and saw this whole thing happening and then looked at Shigaraki and Toga

Kiriguri - Wha-

Toga - Get a chair and eat some crackers were gonna be here for a while

Kiriguri uncomfortably took a chair and sat down watching the scene with them.

Dabi - Do you seriously wanna fuck with me right now?

Twice - Omg are you gay?

Dabi - Oh my fucking suck a dog's penis, Twice you seriously ask this in a middle of a fight?

Twice - Yes I want to know

Dabi - Ok Twice go out and go to a dark alley and find a gloryhole for you to do something with your mouth

Twice - Omg Dabi you said a sentence without a swear word, great job I'll give you a grade of an A+

Dabi - Twice do I need to explain this with you again? You treat swear words like spices

Shigaraki thinking - What the fuck is he gonna say?

Dabi - You see if you do an f bomb you'll lose the meaning. Like this, if you put too much salt and pepper in a soup, it won't taste good so you have to think about how are you going to use the words that you want to say.

Twice - oh so you mean, hell, damm, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cockface, dickface, dickward, cocksmoker,Cocksucker?
So then like tits, pussy, twat, snatch, clitface, thundercunt, dipshit, douvhebag, dumbass, dumbfuck or dipshit? Then I'm sure you mean then bullshit, bastard, bitchtits, buttfucker, asshole, asshat, asswipe, jackass, shithead and whore right? Are we also counting words like piss, cum, cum-dumpster, fucker, fuckface, fuckboy, fuckstick, and of course motherfucker. Are these words what you're talking about?

Toga - What's going on my ears are being covered?

Shigaraki - You're 17, not yet child

Kiriguri had his hand on his face disappointed of his children

Shigaraki - Dabi why did you start thi-

Dabi - Shigaraki you can just shut the fuck up and if that doesn't fucking work with you, well guess what I'm done with your bullshit so you can just sit there with your fucking tea and if THAT doesn't work for you, then you can suck my fucking dick to shut your god dam mouth

Twice - Wow, such a good example there Dabi, great job

Dabi - You fucking cunt

After that they fought for 2 more hours until everyone feel alsleep

welp, thats it i got some of the stuff from mpgis so its a reallt funny series but yeah im tired - Author Chan
Word count - 778 words