This isn't your everyday fanfiction. This is advanced fanfiction.

Peace was never an option. (Chapter 3 pt 1)

Mc is gonna be short in this, BUT HEAR ME OUT!!!

They will be short for now... but later as they grow, they will hit a growth spurt that makes them FREAKISHLY TALL.

How tall? Well... that would be up to you. Either taller than Kakashi, the same height, or slightly shorter than him but still TALL.

TL;DR: (Y/n) is SHORT af, but will be TALL af in later chapters.

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"Sasuke. I'm at point B."

"Sakura. I'm at point C."

"Naruto, I'm at point A, believe it!"

"Go slow Naruto. (Y/n), where are you right now?"

Silence...

"(Y/n). Answer me." Kakashi said into his earpiece.

"(Y/-"

Right before Kakashi could finish, a small figure in white burst out of the bushes and snatched a brown creature up in their arms.

The creature hissed and yowled before looking up at the figure.

You stared down at the fuzzy animal in your arms as it ceased all movements and stared back at you with wide eyes.

Three other figures soon entered the clearing and joined you at your side.

"Hey! I was going to catch that cat! Believe it!" Naruto said with a large pout. Sakura placed her hands on her hips with a scowl on her face.

"(Y/n), you can't just act without telling us! We coulda lost the cat again!" She scolded.

Sasuke crossed his arms and scanned your appearance with a judgemental glare.

"What are you wearing?"

"Oh, a goose costume." You said and shook your tail feathers.

"(Y/n), why are you dressed as a goose?" Kakashi sighed while appearing from the bushes.

You and your team looked over to Kakashi and waited for him to stop in front of the four of you before you held the cat up by the scruff and pulled out a large kitchen knife.

"Because peace was never an option." You said in a low voice.

Kakashi immediately kicked the knife out of your hand, having it narrowly miss Naruto's head by a few inches. Kakashi then had you tucked under his arm with your front facing forward and had the cat by the scruff in his other hand.

"Naruto, take the cat." Kakashi said and placed the cat in Naruto's arms, which the animal proceeded to fight and yowl.

"C'mon, I wasn't actually gonna kill the cat, I was going to kill myself."
"That doesn't make it any better, kid." Kakashi said tiredly.

"What is with you and killing yourself, (Y/n)?" Sakura asked once coming up to your side with furrowed eyebrows.

"The sweet release of death is just that. A sweet release." You said with a dreamy expression.

Shivers crawled up the pinkette's spine at that and decided to try and chat up Sasuke instead. Kakashi walked with you under his arm the rest of the time, paying no mind to the looks he got in the village because of him holding a short child wearing a goose costume under his arm.

"NO!!!!!"

The Hokage and Iruka looked up in mild surprise at being interrupted. You watched Naruto with boredom etched all over your face and popped some berries in your mouth and chewed.