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Dabi has created a new chat.

The chat has been renamed to "What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family?".

Fuyumi has been added.

Natsuo has been added.

Shouto has been added.

Fuyumi: Um hello?

Natsuo: EYYYYYOOO what is this?

Shouto: Dabi?  Aren't you the villain from the camp?

Dabi: Shit I forgot to change my name

Dabi has changed his name to Touya.

Fuyumi: TOUYA???!!!

Natsuo: Bro tf, you're alive?

Touya: That's not important right now

Shouto: It kind of is

Touya: Tsk tsk tsk, Shouto, always so naive. Don't you know not to question your older brother?

Shouto: ...How did you get my number?

Touya: Shhhh it doesn't matter

Touya: Now stop questioning your elders

Fuyumi: Touya, where the hell have you been all this time?

Touya: Not dead, obviously

Natsuo: If you weren't dead, why didn't you come back home?

Touya: We all know the answer to that

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Oh so they get to question you but not me

Touya: You see, little Sho-Sho

Shouto: Don't call me that

Touya: Whatever

Touya: As I was saying

Touya: I'm doing a little something called messing with my little brother

Shouto: Do you even know how old I am?

Touya: errrrr

Touya: 5

Shouto: 16

Touya: Close enough

Fuyumi: So have you been like talking to anyone recently?

Touya: Well kind of

Touya: I'm sure you all know Fuckhands McMike

Fuyumi: What?

Natsuo: Who?

Touya: What's his name again..

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