Stand by me (Jjba X Reader)

Cake day (Gyro)

You woke up to something long and string like tickling your nose.

"Heheh-" the feeling was back again and you swatted it,not really thinking about what was going on,"___, come on~"

You groaned and rolled over,taking Gyro with you over the bed,"ugnghh"

"Come on! Today's my birthday" he flopped on top of your back,it really wasn't his birthday,it was yours! Of course you both knew that.

"Sleep..." you hated waking up early! It was too cold and you didn't want to move! But your stomach, and goofy husband, was demanding that you get up.

"You've slept enough aready! Come on! You over sized cat! We have to do birthday stuff!" He countered.

"Naghhhh don't wanna!" You weren't as warm without him in bed! Pulling the covers back you patted the bed,"come cuddle me~ 'm cold!"

Cuddling was always a fun pass time and you knew he couldn't resist a good snuggling, especially when it was cold!

"No no no,your not tricking me like you did last time! Last week you pulled that and I stayed in bed for four hours!"

"And those were the best four hours of my life!"

"I thought the best four hours of your life was when we got married?"

"No~ I only married you for your horses and your pretty hair" you grabbed his hair and used it as a mustache.

"So what your saying is my marriage is a sham? A farce? A...um damn, can't think of anything else"

you gave a long and loud sigh,"fine i guess I'll get up"

"Good!" He pulled his hair back into a ponytail,"I might have had to beat you up if you didn't!"

Rolling out of bed you flopped onto the floor then shot up,"Are you challenging me? You dare challenge my power!?"

"Oh yes indeed I do dare"

"Post up then" you got into a fighting stance and took a few fake jabs at him.

"So you trying to get folded like an omlet? Its too early for lunch but ok then"! He started playfully swatting at you. He smacked you on the bum thaen ran out of the room.

"Get back- GET'CHO ASS BACK!" Both of you flew down the stairs past the kitchen and out the door! Well Gyro did, you didn't have any pants on.

"Yeahhhh!" He taunted.

"Thats ok! You can just stay out there while I eat the cupcakes and the presents! ...and more cake!"

"You better not eat all that cake! You know what dairy does to your stomach!"

"To late!" You closed the door just as Gyro starting running towards the house. You snatched up a poorly frosted cupcake and ran into the walk in pantry,hiding you watched from the crack as you munched on a vanilla and white frosting cupcake.

"__! You always make everything do difficult-" he walked some where into the living room and you snickered. You heard his boots hit the wooden steps and you relaxed a bit. He would never suspect you of hiding here! You took another bite of your cupcake when the doors suddenly flew open! "AAAAA!" gyro dragged you out by youd legs with a grin on his face.

"Hehe Nyaho! Did you think you outsmarted me?"

"You scared me!"

"Good!" He picked you up and tossed you over his shoulder easily and pulled you over to the couch.

"So do you want to visit your family today?"

You thought about it, did you really want too? You didn't have best relationship with them,"can we just stan in? I dint really feel like being around a bunch of people day" you felt a bit sluggish to be honest," lets get fat together"