"They have belligerent sexual tension."
"What does that even mean?"
James and Casper have been fighting for years - they've just never gotten along, ever. And then comes along a game of Gay Chicken and a kiss that changed everything.
"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?"
I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop.