A Crusade trough the Multiverse

(y/n) and his Boys.

i think i needed this...

this long pause in writing i had, i feel good! i feel better.

prepare yourself you puny mongrels! the supreme author emilemil has returned!

last short chap, the next will have the 2k or more as i promised.

Ps: starting tomorrow, i shall start making chapters for "a litteral god in RWBY"!

Ps#2: this is the last chapter meant to be funny for a long while, its time to focus on the plot i made for this story, and in the next chap we will start to move the plot.

Ps#3: should i just wait for the next christmas to publish that christmas special?

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well, this is interesting. Apparently "Demons" in this DxD universe are not a race, but individuals that draw power from a "demonic realm".

that is a interesting bit of information, as going by this world logic, (y/n) is not technically a demon! he doesnt draw power from any realm the demon powers he acquired came from the DNA he drank in order to add some of that sweet, sweet Demon DNA to his already complicated genes.

if this continues then (y/n) will be a bigger abomination then Ichigo.

but back to the matter at hand... Demon hunting! he was sent here with Issei to kill some demons, and it just so happened that Abel came along, challenged him to a duel, and at the end of the fight a demon youkai felt confident enough to try and kill (y/n) while he was tired.

and he was right, the demon youkai did chop his head off. Fortunately "Gamer Body" is just too OP.

lets imagine a certain scenario. (y/n) gets his entire body destroyed on a molecular level, BUT one single string of hair survives and (y/n) has still 1 hp left.

do you know what would happen under those conditions? Since his Hp didnt droop to zero, (y/n) entire body would grew back from that string of hair! like, holy shit! Gamer body is OP as Fuck!

okay, once again we are getting a bit off from the matter at hand. DEMONS! they draw power from a demonic realm. This makes things complicated because this means it could be literally everybody! and whats worse is that there is no way to sense them either, because they can hide their demonic energy without a problem!

so the only thing he, Issei, and Abel can do, is wander around Demon sightings and hope to find them trough dumb luck...

and this is exactly what they have been doing for an entire day...well half a day.

(y/n): how are the clothes?

he asked Abel, as he looked at the new member of his peerage wearing a body-tight black shirt, Army pants, and Army shoes.

it fitted him quite well to be honest. Definitely selling his Warrior-look, he legitimately looked like a Army soldier if not for the tattoos.

Abel: they are comfortable, they dont restrain my movements, they will be good for fighting.

is fighting the only thing that is in his mind?

Issei: here is your order.

said the Dragon Bro as he gave (y/n) and Abel the coffe they ordered....they are at Starbucks btw.

(y/n): thanks.

he took a quick sip and then decided to address something he should said right after Abel became a part of his peerage. But in his defense, there was no time for chit-chatting after the whole "a demon just tried to kill me" that happened right after the end of the fight between him and Abel.

(y/n): So Abel...have you felt lighter after absorbing the Peerage piece?

waiting for Abel to finish his LOOOOOOONG gulp of coffe, (y/n) already started to plan how to explain what Aura is.

Abel: yes.

he said disinterested.

...okay, Abel apparently doesnt care

(y/n): thats "Shell", the force that protects you from damage, and empowers you physical abilities. It comes from the Shell of your soul, and you can upgrade it trough a special meditation into "true Aura" which is just a stronger version of "shell"

Abel: can i beat that dragon in the forest with it?

dragon in the forest? was he talking about Tiamat in the familiar forest? does he have some kind of vendetta against her or something?

(y/n): idk, maybe? it will certainly help, But dont expect to much...Tiamat is a powerful dragon.

Abel expression didnt change at all, this guy is certainly not very good at showing his emotion when outside a fight...

(y/n): and you also have magic, i guess.

bullshit magic, is bullshit! being a part of (y/n) peerage automatically unlocks Aura and gives magic, who would have knew?

magic is bullshit.

bullshit is magic.

hearing this Abel only nodded and started to drink his coffe again...i think starbucks is going to be his addiction from now on. Every time his lips touched the liquid you could see his eyes gaining a spark in them

my boy just discovered the wonders of coffe.

Issei: so what is our plan?

(y/n):...wanna get stoned?

Issei: i dont think this is a good tim-

(y/n): a Cake but with moonsugar instead of normal sugar, and with skooma instead of milk.

....

....

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(y/n): hey abel you want some too?

and thus the Apocalypse begin's.

---later that day.---

the trio could be seen inside the church as loots of knocked out exorcist were lying on the floor. and are the trio doing?

(y/n), Issei and Abel and 3 random guys they druged:

(start at 00:50)

at the end of the show the trio of our heros, and the trio of randos they invited to get stoned started yelling and clapping, you could clearly see that they were proud of themselfs.

Rando #1: bruh, you guys are amaaaazing!

Rando#2: like Amazing-Amazing!

Rando#3: and sexy, no homo.

true, all of the above are true

Issei: this is the weirdest erection i ever have, like what the hell?

he said while looking at his crotch covered in glitter...why is there glitter- oh yeah, the kindergarten, he almost forgot about that.

Not minding the pervert (y/n) looked at Abel who is staring at the wall, like it was supposed to speak and tell him the secrets of creation

(y/n): thanks, you guys are cool too. (for a bunch of normies.)

Rando#1: hey im not supposed to share this, but do you guys wanna join our cult

Since (y/n) is stoned as hell he agreed in 5 seconds. But if he would not be stoned he would agree in 1 second.

(y/n): sure, whats it about?

Rando#1: have you heard about our lord and savior "the scarlet king"

after the guy said that, it took 3 seconds for something in (y/n) to click. He knew he needs to take action!

Turning his face toward the camera, he looked deep into the readers eyes and said.

(y/n): dont drink and drive kids.

he then went on his way to join the scarlet king cult