okay here is the deal, im to lazy to correct all the grammar.
in other words...suffer.
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[reward (if you decide to make the event a "multiplayer" one): {"friendship is magic" tittle}, {you get to meet other crusaders}, {pizza party after the whole Event is done}, {a bunch of levels from the Grimm you kill}, { a FUCKING space ship! (a warframe one)}]
is what every crusader saw before their eyes once the light of the explosion died out, and the ice shell that protected them shatered.
some were hyped for the spaceship, and others already had one so they started planing for how much should they sell it for.
but there was one crusader who got something more then that...yup it was (y/n).
[bonus reward! for not using {the nail}: {a random item from the game multiverse.}]
(y/n): nice! spin it.
[Spinning...spinning...DONE!]
[CONGRATULATION! you got a {pet goat}!]
...
(y/n): how is that supposed to help me-
[from goat simulator]
LORD IN HEAVEN HAVE A MERCY ON OUR SOUL!
God (y/n): *in the distance* OH FUCK NO! im not dealing with that!
welp...its official, they will all die a painfull death by the hand....leg? of a crazy goat, that can become a demon, a angel, a sonic, a "Goatborn" which is a goat version of a dragonborn, and other superpowers as well...
*Sniff* god damnit he didnt even asked Ruby out!
[it will obey you, and will act as a "familiar"]
...
YES! WITH THIS KIND OF POWER NOT EVEN GOD WILL BE ABLE TO STOP HIM!!!!!!
God (y/n): *in the distance*
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---timeskip brough you by Chibi (y/n) petting the manifestation of all evil and destruction the Chibi Goat from "goat simulator"---
(y/n): And then i said "its either a Blow job, or NO job. hehehe...where am i?
said the young crusader as he was holding a pizza slice and somehow sitting on the Air, all around him was a endless darkness...wait, this seem familiar...
God (y/n): sup!
(y/n): oh, another Q&N? do i get a reward again?
God (y/n): yup, but RWBY and JNPR are going to join.
(y/n): i may as well tell them what i am, when you do that.
