Muffin Button + koneko = end of the world

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(y/n): hey guys what did i miss?

said the young crusader as he went into the kitchen in, mansion where Issei and Rias peerage was staying in. He was just teleported back to the DxD world from Berserk, when he

when he walked into the kitchen the teens inside it were eating dinner and planed to go to bed after that.

but...well...lets just say that when they saw (y/n) being covered in blood and some chunk of flesh in his hair...lets just say that they lost their appetite.

Issei: bro! what happened to you!?

(y/n): had a fight with a demon while i was piss drunk, i dont remember the fight well, but there was definitely something about strawberry juice.

---flashback---

(y/n): hey guys look! he has strawberry juice inside him!

the people whoever didnt listen as they ran away screaming from (y/n) and the apostle that he was fighting

---flashback end---

Sirzech: demon? interesting, how did it look?

hearing the familiar voice (y/n) looked to the side and saw Sirzech who was making himself a tea.

(y/n): as i said, i was piss drunk i dont remember any details.

Sirzech: hmm...

he hummed, and poured boiling hot water into a mug, and started to mix it with a teaspoon

Sirzech: fighting a demon while drunk? i wish i could saw that...

he said with a disappointed tone

(y/n): by the way what are you doing here?

Sirzech: i won a bet, and now Serafall is going to do my part of the work as the devil king for the next 2 weeks. So seeing that i have some time to spare i decided to visit my cute little sister~!

Rias: ughh...

grunted Rias with a blush on her face, cant her brother see that he is embarrassing her?

Sirzech: imagine my surprise when you were nowhere to be found and she was training by herself...im honestly very surprised, normally when not being watched, she would just try to escape and go be lazy somewhere else.

(y/n): im glad she decided to take her training seriously.

Akeno: well to be honest she wanted to sneak into the mansion and watch some anime but my lightning discouraged her.

...

Sirzech&(y/n): ah, yeah this makes more sense.

they said with a face of realization, making the red-haired devil in question even more embarrassed.

Rias: t-thats not true!

literaly everyone in the room:

Rias: t-thats not true!literaly everyone in the room:

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Rias: well, not entirely true...

everyone: *doubt*

Rias: FINE! i was planing on being a lazy couch potato! freaking fight me!

everyone in the room nodded sagely their heads, after that Sirzech and (y/n) resumed their chat.

Sirzech: hmm...i was informed that you went with Rias knight, but why is he not with you?

after he said that, Rias and her Peerage suddenly noticed that Indeed Kiba was not with (y/n)...wait, (y/n) said that he fought a demon...could it be that Kiba was...

Sirzech: is he...?

(y/n): nah, hes alive, i left him with a friend.

the sigh of relief the devils released managed to create a wind inside the room, and by the smell (y/n) guessed that someone didnt brush their teeth today.

(y/n): and i got to warn you, prepare yourself to see a completely new Kiba when he will come back...nobody can go trough Guts training and be the same...

or at least thats what (y/n) thinks...who knows maybe Guts is a surprisingly gentle teacher? well if its not the training that will change Kiba then it surely will be the things he will see in the Berserk universe...that universe is f*cked up...

Sirzech: Guts?

said the devil king with a questioning tone

(y/n): a demon slayer.

responded the young crusader with a casual one.

Sirzech: the more i know you get more, and more interesting...is there a chance i could meet this "Guts" person?

(y/n): idk, maybe but dont get your hopes up.

Rias: im sorry to interrupt, but are you two seriously having a casual conversation while one of you is completely covered in blood??

Sirzech&(y/n): yes.

and after that they talked for 2 more hours

---timeskip brought you by Chibi Sirzech slapping Chibi Grayfia ass---

its been a 3 hole days since Sirzech came with a visit, and since he didnt want to leave (y/n) made him teach Rias some spells that involved the Destruction element.

When Rias showed him what she learned Sirzech was impressed, dont get me wrong, the spells she used were nothing special when considering the ones that Sirzech can use, but they are practical and useful in a fight, with the only problem being that the only element she was using was the destruction element...maybe he should try and teach her fire, or lightning magic...

Also with Sirzech taking the role of Rias teacher, (y/n) now had more time for his two remaining student, Koneko! "what about Akeno and Issei!" i hear you ask. well Issei kinda started teaching himself, he created his own daily exercise routine, made his own diet with the help of grandpa google, and started watching videos about boxing and kickboxing.

honestly (y/n) had no idea where all that determination came from, but he was glad that Issei was taking his training seriously.

Akeno being a magic genius that she was when it came to lightning didnt need any help at all...well almost, there were some spells that she didnt fully understood and when that happened she would come to (y/n) so he could explain how the spell worked. But except those couple of times she is pretty much like Issei and trains herself by reading the spell book that (y/n) gave her and testing it on random tree's that were

so since those two were able to advance without (y/n) he decided to gave his full attention to Koneko.

the first thing he did when he saw her, was picking her up and carry her to a spot where other will not be able to disturb them. Much to his surprise there was no protest at all, she just let herself be carried away and didnt even bother to look at (y/n) when it was happening...she really is like a cat...

after they were a acceptable distance away form everyone else (y/n) put Koneko down, and she just kinda stared at him with this disinterested look in her eyes.

(y/n): alright...do you know why i grabbed you and carried away?

Koneko: your going to do bad stuff to me, leaving me mentally scarred for life?

...

what the fuck?

(y/n): im not a pedophile.

Koneko: thats what a pedophile would say.

(y/n): (i mean...she is not wrong...) i came here to teach you hand to hand combat.

Koneko: why dont you make the pervert do it then...

...is...is she holding a grudge for making Issei train her??

(y/n): oh come one it surely wasnt that bad!

Koneko: he took every chance he got to touch me...and i couldnt even punch him...

ah...the {oghma infinium} made Issei a skillful fighter, its normal that Koneko was not able to hit him...

(y/n): oh come on~ dont be mad~

ah...she looked away...

(y/n): please~

Nope, still looking away.

(y/n): i will give you sweets~

grabbing a child attention by giving him sweets...oh my god, he does look like a pedophile!...good thing nobody was here to see it

Koneko: ...

(y/n): fine then...If you forgive me, i will give you the muffin button!

Koneko: the Muffin Button?

(y/n): the Muffin Button!

Koneko: ah, the Muffin Button.

(y/n): Yup, the Muffin Button.

Koneko: ...what is the Muffin Button?

good, he has her attention! now time for the finishing move! he gave mental command to the System to buy {the Muffin Button} (which costed 1,000$ btw)

(y/n): a Button that makes a Muffin every time you press it!

he said and reached into the treasure bag and took out a red button on a plain white square. he gave it to Koneko and She gave it a push...soon a Muffin fell on her head.

(y/n): now, will you forgive m-

the young crusader didnt had the time to finish his sentence as he was buried in mountain of Muffins. Koneko just kept pushing the button, her hands moving at light speed and the mountain of Muffins getting larger and larger

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