JoJo(s) React To The Fandom

The OG Squad VS The Fake Squad [shit-post]

Bruno: So...you were the original squad? You're rather...small.

Jotaro: Back then we didn't need six main characters. Five semi-fleshed out buff guys and a dog with cool powers was enough.

Kakyoin: Also, having a girl on the team? Weak.

Narancia: Oi. Who you calling a girl?

Fugo:
Fugo: He's talking about Trish, you dumbass.

Avdol: Hey, blondie, you didn't even die at the end of your part. And you call yourself a side-character? Pathetic.

Fugo: Dying is not something to be proud of!

Polneraff:
Polneraff: Okay so which team am I vouching for-

Jotaro: [grabbing him] Ours. You're our main character.

Polneraff: What-?! I thought you were the main character?!

Jotaro: No, I'm just the promotional image. You got all the character arcs and growth.

Polneraff: Oh.

Kakyoin: Dying without leaving a final message?! Weak.

Narancia: My death was tragic! It was meant to show the hopeless situation!

Avdol: I did it better. Twice.

Abbachio: ...Can I just leave -?

Kakyoin: No, I like you. We died in basically the same way and both gave our final word that was extremely crucial to the living members of our crew.

Abbachio:
Abbachio: And we both had, in a way our sense of justice or life taken from us.

Kakyoin: Friends?

Abbachio: Friends.

Mista: So...what do I have in common with any of you?

Polneraff: You're me but with a gun.

Jotaro: I mean...

Mista: Excuse me! I am an intriguing, 3-dimensional character-

Giorno: No,no they have a piont. You are kinda like Polneraff but with a gun. Like, you both got the same ain't of plot-amor.

Jotaro: Oh. Don't get me started on you golden boy, you're me but bought from Walmart at 3 AM.

Giorno: Then why am I one of the most famous characters -

Jotaro: Cause your daddy had simps he passed on to you, you one-dimensional shit stian.

Giorno: Says you-

Jotaro: [shows off the manga]
Jotaro: [shows off the OVA]
Jotaro: [shows off pt.6]
Jotaro: I have many versions of myself, and therefore - more depth than you. Simply through common sense.

Giorno: My theme is better than yours though -

Kakyoin: Yeah. But the rest of our team also has banger themes. Also I did the suprise classic instrument better and before your dumb piano.

Avdol: Your theme is also overhyped.

Jotaro: And really, not as interesting as your crews themes. Just like you.

Bruno:
Bruno: Okay but are y'all gonna trash me or -

Joseph: No.
Joseph: You're perfect.
Joseph: Loved the final cloud message thing.

Kakyoin: He really is the gem of Golden Wind.

Jotaro: A masterful character. I applaud you dying and then, saying, nope fuck that gotta protect the squad.

Avdol: You also died twice, I kin that.

Trish: Should I even ask or-

Kakyoin: Weak.

Jotaro: Weak.

Joseph: Weak.

Avdol: Weak.

Polneraff: ...Under-age.

Trish: Fair enough.

Fugo: Alright, so I've complied a list on why we're better than you -

Kakyoin: You had one fight.

Fugo: So? At least I didn't fight a baby-

Kakyoin: I faced the main villain and died to the main villain.

Fugo:
Fugo: Touche.

Polneraff: You also know what makes us a thousands times better?

Mista: What huh? What makes you better than a team of gangsters?

Polneraff: [holding up iggy] We have a dog.

Abbachio: Mista technically counts as a dog.

Mista: OI!

Kakyoin: Also, your fanabse tears itself apart with shipping Giorno with anything that breaths.

Polneraff: We, have very few ships that aren't agreed upon.

Jotaro: You can never escape the KakJota content. It's everywhere.

Kakyoin: Isn't it JotaKak?

Jotaro:
Jotaro: Whats the difference-!?

Polneraff: Also. Me and Avdol were basically Brubba before you were ever a gleam in the fandom's eyes.

Giorno: Alright. Alright.
Giorno: But we still have the scariest and most powerful villain!

Jotaro: Actually neither of us do.

Pucci: [makes an appearance]

Jotaro: [slaps him on the back] This is the scariest villain.

Giorno:
Giorno: HE'S NOT EVEN FROM YOUR PART!

Jotaro: He's from my daughters so - [flips him off]

Jotaro: Aslo, he's directly linked to my part cause of Dio so double - [flips him off]

Kakyoin: You wouldn't even have Stands without us. So go be twinks somewhere else.

Mista: Says you.

Kakyoin: I'm a twunk thank you.

Avdol: He is a twunk. He may not be as tall as Jotaro, but he was clearly as board and built.

Polneraff: Also, I did the showing off my tiddies look way better.

Jotaro: We also have an OVA so, like, we have two adaptations.

Giorno: THE AMOUNT OF DISRESPECT-

Jotaro: NO ONE EVEN LIKED YOUR PARY UNTIL IT BECAME AN ANIME-!

[fighting contuines]

Joseph:
Joseph: So...anyone want to get some Italian cuisine with me? It's been ages since I've been in Italy.

Bruno: Oh! I know this cute little cafe you will simply love...!