Okuyasu: Bro.....
Josuke: Brooo
Okuyasu: I love you--but like as a bro man.
Josuke: same bro
Jotaro: say bro one more time...
Koichi:.....bro
Jotaro: NOT YOU TOO
Koichi: I thought you guys were dating ngl
Josuke: how???????
Koichi: I don't know? You just give off the gay vibes!
Okuyasu: I--I am a lady killer!
Kira: (pops up) Excuse me. Don't mislabel yourself. I am the lady killer.
Okuyasu: oh right. I am a lady hunter!
Josuke: yeah!we hunt chicks together!
Jotaro: sounds gay
Josuke:.....egg.child.
Jotaro: HOW D A R E YOU SAY SUCH A THING IN MY PRESENCE!
Jouta:(in the distance) I HATE YOU TOO FUCKER
Josuke: angry gay dad and his angry egg son
Jotaro: (angry muttering)
Okuyasu: pfttttt yeah man. Why you getting a divorce? Cause you gay. Big gay.
Koichi: dont bully Jotaro-san!
Josuke: why not? He bullies us.
Jotaro:.....I am going to cry.
Josuke: that is humanly impossible for you
Jotaro: ALRIGH THAT'S IT! STAR PLATUIM-!
Johnathan: (knocks him out) I hate resorting to violence but, he csnt go killing his family members.
Josuke: oh--hey gramps. Thanks.
Johnathan: don't bully Joot.
Okuyasu: (wheeze) J o o t?
Josuke: (laughter) Joot-Joot!
Them: JOOT-JOOT! J O O T--J O O T!
Johnathan: oh dear
Koichi: Look what you've done
Rohan: (appears) If they don't shut the fuck up. I will make sure they can never speak again...
Koichi:.....you scare me sometimes
Josuke: Rohan.... wait. RO-RO!
Okuyasu: R O -- R O!
Rohan: .... wtf

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