JosuYasu(Josuke x Okuyasu)

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Okuyasu: Bro.....

Josuke: Brooo

Okuyasu: I love you--but like as a bro man.

Josuke: same bro

Jotaro: say bro one more time...

Koichi:.....bro

Jotaro: NOT YOU TOO

Koichi: I thought you guys were dating ngl

Josuke: how???????

Koichi: I don't know? You just give off the gay vibes!

Okuyasu: I--I am a lady killer!

Kira: (pops up) Excuse me. Don't mislabel yourself. I am the lady killer.

Okuyasu: oh right. I am a lady hunter!

Josuke: yeah!we hunt chicks together!

Jotaro: sounds gay

Josuke:.....egg.child.

Jotaro: HOW D A R E YOU SAY SUCH A THING IN MY PRESENCE!

Jouta:(in the distance) I HATE YOU TOO FUCKER

Josuke: angry gay dad and his angry egg son

Jotaro: (angry muttering)

Okuyasu: pfttttt yeah man. Why you getting a divorce? Cause you gay. Big gay.

Koichi: dont bully Jotaro-san!

Josuke: why not? He bullies us.

Jotaro:.....I am going to cry.

Josuke: that is humanly impossible for you

Jotaro: ALRIGH THAT'S IT! STAR PLATUIM-!

Johnathan: (knocks him out)  I hate resorting to violence but, he csnt go killing his family members.

Josuke: oh--hey gramps. Thanks.

Johnathan: don't bully Joot.

Okuyasu: (wheeze) J o o t?

Josuke: (laughter) Joot-Joot!

Them: JOOT-JOOT! J O O T--J O O T!

Johnathan: oh dear

Koichi: Look what you've done

Rohan: (appears) If they don't shut the fuck up. I will make sure they can never speak again...

Koichi:.....you scare me sometimes

Josuke: Rohan.... wait. RO-RO!

Okuyasu: R O -- R O!

Rohan: .... wtf

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