Bloopers #1

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Basically. The concept of what if JoJo was filmed like an actual TV show? So--of course there's bloopers. Enjoy this shit show.

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Dio: So you're...(forgets line) walking towards me at a normal pace Jotaro?

Jotaro: (laughing) You won't remember your lines unless I get closer.

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Caesar: (looks at camera) So I just. Like stand here until the ceiling falls on me?

Jospeh: (off screen) NO DON'T DIE CAESAR YOU'RE TOO SEXY!

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Avdol: Kill yourself.

Polneraff: (laughing)

Avdol: Oh! Damn it! There was a line before that wasn't there.

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Dio: You thought your first kiss would be Jojo. But it was I Dio!

Erina: Ewwwww. You nasty.

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Johnathan: (wheezing) You lost a fang again!

Dio: Shit! They keep falling out!

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Wammu: Awaken ny masters!

Kars: (mumbles) Five more mintuies.

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Joseph: Kakyoin. Where's the fake baby prop?

Kakyoin: (stares at camera) Dead.

Jotaro: (off screen) NORIAKI NO!

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Dio: You don't even know you're dead yet-

Kakyoin: Cut the bullshit. Nobody can deflect the Emerald Splash.

Dio: (wheeze)

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Joseph: Next thing you'll say is "Jojo you idiot you forgot your line!"

Caesar: Did you really forget it? (laughing)

Jospeh: (wheeze) I DID!

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Polnareff: Silver Chariot!

Hol Horse: Hold up. You litterally brought a knife to a gun fight?

Polnareff: (wheeze)

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Steely Dan: (walks across Jotaro)

Jotaro: (wheeze) You popped my back--thanks!

Steely Dan: You're welcome!

Kakyoin: (off screen) G A Y!

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Dio: I reject my humanity Jojo! (drops mask) Shit!

Speedwagon: SHOOT HIM! (pause as Dio fakes dying) And that ends part one.

Johnathan: (wheezes) Roll the credits.

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Jotaro: (holding Kakyoin's face in his hands trying to remove the 'flesh bud')

Joseph: GAY!

Kakyoin: (laughing) Stop he'll lose his concentration and kill me!

Jotaro: (snickering) Too late you're Already dead.

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Feel free to suggest scenes you wanna see 'blooperized'!

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