Rohan:..... ME AND THAT PURPLE HAIRED CHILD!
Josuke: ME AND THAT GREEN HAIRED WANNA BE ARTIST
Rohan: excuse me! Wanna be?! I am an arist!
Josuke: drawing porn is not an artstyle!
Rohan: you bastard!you bought five of my yaoi novels!
Josuke: YOU HAVE NO PROOF
Okuyasu: bro you did
Josuke: shhhhhhhhh
Okuyasu: but--???????
Josuke: its...pedophilia! Rohan is like 20! Though he looks 50
Rohan: YOU BRAT! I WILL HEAVAN'S DOOR YOUR ASS
Josuke: I'MA CALL THE FBI THAT'S A SEXUAL THREAT
Rohan: DO IT YOU BITCH
Josuke: (grabs phone) Dadddddddd Rohan is bullying me
Joseph: bitch you bullying my son!
Rohan: wtf
Okuyasu: hell yeah! Your dad is awesome! Prepare to die Rohan!
Koichi: can we not kill anyone...?
Josuke: I'm a healer but... CRAZY DIAMOND!
Okuyasu: THE HAND!
Josuke: bro.no. just me
Okuyasu:(saddly) oh ok
Rohan: you two are really gay. Its gross.
Josuke: SAYS Y O U
Rohan: one word. Yaoi. Purchases.
Josuke:I WILL YAOI YOUR MOM
Okuyasu: OHHHHHHHH
Koichi: (sighs) Jotaro-San? Can you stop this?
Jotaro: nope. Too busy looking at dolphins
Koichi: you're useless
Jotaro: yup
Rohan: excuse me. I am an adult. You have to listen to me.
Josuke: I said that to your mom
Okuyasu:(high gives him) Ouch! You are burning him bro!
Rohan: that one didn't even make sense....?????
Jotaro: oh btw touch my uncle and you die
Rohan: what??????? I wasn't?????? HE'S THE ONE WHO VIOLATES MY PRIVACY
Josuke: OHHH GET TOLD BY MY NEPHEW
Rohan: THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE????? YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN HIM????
Kira:(appears) Stop yelling. You're disturbing my quiet life
Rohan: Screw your quiet life!
Kira: Killer Queen's Third Bomb-
Jotaro: START PLATINUM THE WORLD!
[Time Stops]
Jotaro: Good grief I have to save this weeb dumbass (grabs Rohan and drags him away)
[Time Resumes]
Kira:......where????????
Josuke: oh thank god he's dead.
Okuyasu: nope. Jotaro-san saved him
Josuke: shit
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FanfictionA fun, random as hell crack fic! Inspired heavily by my very successful(for some reason) PJO reaction book! So. Here we are. They will react to: --ships --fanart and fanfic. --theories/headcanons This may also include: --inncorrect quotes --meme...
