Polneraff: (does hand signs)
Kakyoin: He said that Jotaro's a bitch
Kakyoin: (dabs)
Jotaro: What the fuck
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Hol Horse: (pulls out 'Emperor')
Hol Horse: WHO THE HELL BEJEWLLED MY GUN?
Steely Dan: (mocking laughter off screen)
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Vanilla: I shall give you my body, Lord Dio
Dio: You already did last night. Slut.
Vanilla: (wheezes)
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Dio: How many pieces of bread have you eaten?
Willaim: Don't change the subject.
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Speedwagon: Can I learn hammon?
William: No
Speedwagon: Why?
William: You got hammon at home
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Joseph: This ought' to teach that womanizer! (drops the fork and laughs)
Caesar: Wow, impressive. (wheezes)
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Caesar: (facing Wammu) Don't be intimidated by him. Imagine him in his underwear
Caesar: OH NO HE'S HOT!
Wammu: (laughing) Stop-
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Okusyau: I could erase Kira before he
blows us up!
Josuke: Bro--hell yes.
Jotaro: THAT ISN'T A PLAN!
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Anubis: I am the greatest sword ever--
Polneraff: (pretending to be Silver Chariot) Yeah, but can you do this?
Anubis: Do what?
Polneraff: (shoots off the top of his sword) That.
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D'Arby: (playing Uno and not poker) So, what is your next move?
Jotaro: Draw 25 or release their souls .
D'Arby: (angry muttering as he takes 25 cards)
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N'Doul: Kakyoin, you have pretty eyes.
Kakyoin: (confused) Thanks...?
N'Doul: They're mine now.
Kakyoin: (wheezes)
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Risotto: Where is the boss?
Doppio: I don't know!
Risotto: WHERE IS HE!
Diavolo: RIGHT HERE BITCH!
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Johnathan: (holds up the Stone Mask) Look what I found!
Speedwagon: Don't you know that brings bad luck!
Johnathan: Don't be so superstitious!
Dio: (appears) WHO SUMMONED ME?
Them: (scream)
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