Mista: (deep inhale)
Mista: (screeches)
Giorno:....well fuck a duck
Narancia: I FUCKING KNEW IT
Fugo: (handing over $50 to him) Y'all had to be gay
Trish:...explains a lot
Mista: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?????
Trish: I know what I said.
Abbachio: just look at donut head. He screams homo
Giorno: says the goth big-tiddy gf
Abbachio: do you want to fight?
Giorno: wanna end up like Diavolo?
Bruno: please don't.
Bruno: also. All my children are gay
I expected this
Fugo: I'M NOT GAY!
Narancia: NEITHER AM I!
Mista: NOR ME!
Giorno:.... will not confirm nor deny
Trish: you hella gay stfu
Giorno: Dont push me Trish.
Abbachio: okay. But for real...
Abbachio: y'all be fuking
Mista: NO WE DONT!
Abbachio: THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT GAY ASS POSE!
Mista: TEAMWORK.
Bruno: Sure. Sure.
Mista: IT WAS YOU BASTARDS!
Narancia: that was four words
Mista: (screeches)
Giorno: don't bully him
Fugo: protecting the husbando
Giorno: Swiss cheese. Do you wish to die?
Fugo: please.
Bruno: WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
Abbachio: kill me too while you're at it
Bruno: GET OVER HERE. I'MA HUG THE DEPRESSION OUT OF Y'ALL
Giorno: can you get bleach too?
Giorno: I dived a little too deep
Narancia: that's what Mista said (snickers)
Mista: (loading his gun) You're about to look like Fugo's shirt
Giorno:.... I'm on top.
Mista:....DONT ENCOURGE THIS!
Trish: fucking pay up Abbachio
Abbachio: shit (hands her $25)
Bruno: y'all made bets on that?????
Trish: yes.
Narancia: pftttttt Mista's a bottom.
Fugo: ...takes one to know one
Narancia: you right
Bruno: WAIT--!
Abbachio: they gay
Fugo: I ALREADY SAID I WASN'T!
Narancia: SO DID I!
Giorno: angry gays
Fugo: TIME TO DIE YOU STUPID ASS GOLDIE-LOCK LOOKIN' BITCH!
Narancia: (pulls out a knife) Say it again Gio, I dare you.
Giorno: Golden.
Giorno: Experience.
Giorno: Requiem.
Everybody: GIORNO WAIT NO-
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FanfictionA fun, random as hell crack fic! Inspired heavily by my very successful(for some reason) PJO reaction book! So. Here we are. They will react to: --ships --fanart and fanfic. --theories/headcanons This may also include: --inncorrect quotes --meme...
