1. Would you give a stranger a hug? wife?
Jonathan: ABOUSLTEY!
Joseph: ...Maybe? As long as they don't look sketchy.
Jotaro: No.
Josuke: Sure, I guess.
Giorno: No.
Joseph: Always so edgy Gio and Joot.
Jotaro: [crack knuckles] What did I say about the nickname?
Giorno: Its, Don to you, peasant.
Jonathan: Haha, let's not fight.
Josuke: Ohhh, can I join!
Joseph: Its time for my secret technique!
Them: ?
Joseph: RUNNING AWAY! [nigerundayo]
2. What do you think about ships like, Jotaro x Josuke?
Jotaro: ME AND W H O-?
Josuke: I- [turns green]
Jonathan: This is worse than me and Dio...
Joseph: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
Jotaro: Burn it. Kill it. If there is content out there for these kinds of things-
Josuke: KILL IT! BURN IT!
Jotaro: Exactly.
3. "Who beat my meat and my wife?"
Joseph: Probably Jotaro.
Josuke: It was Jotaro.
Jotaro: Oiy! I don’t even know who said this!
Joseph: You would though. Like go to a man's house, sleep with him and then beat his wife.
Jonathan: .... [internal screaming]
Gionro: I have to say, Jotaro would do something like that.
Jotaro: [angry noises]
4. Sexual orientation?
/ these are all Hcs /
Jonathan: Straight...?
Speedwagon: Why did that sound like you were asking a question?
Jonathan: Because I'm not sure of anything anymore - and all these new terms? I don't know how to sort them out.
Speedwagon: ...Well I'm asexual but homoromantic.
Joseph: Jona, you probably were/are bi-curoius! Like me!
Ceasar: I'm bisexual.
Kakyoin: Ayeee, we can be bi-disaters together!
Jotaro: Demisexual.
Josuke: Homosexual, sorry ladies.
Okuyasu: ... Josuke-sexual.
Josuke: Oku, I told you it's called-
Okuyasu: Josuke-sexual.
Josuke: [sighs] .... he's bisexual. But also AWEEEEEE! I'M THE ONLY PERSON YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO?
Okuyasu: OF COURSE, BRO!
Josuke: BRO! 😳😳😳❤❤❤
Jotaro: Stop.
Giorno: Demisexual, my emotions are screwed up to all hell.
Mista: Pansexual! Everyone can come get a tatse!
5. What do tou think about the Star Platinum is Jonathan theory?
Jotaro: I [tries to hide the fact that he's crying cause he was protected by a man he never met]
Jonathan: I enjoy it! Because I would love to be able to protect my family from Dio and any evil after him!
Jotaro: [sobs louder]
Jonathan: [hugs him]
Jotaro: [s c r e a m s]
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