It's been ages since I've updated - I know: but, take this ship reaction mypeeps. I also apologize in advance if these updates aren't funny-
Also! Would you guys want to see them react to one-shots? (mine of course marketing be like-)
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Jotaro: (takes a deep breath)
Jotaro: (summons Star Platinum)
Dio: Hold on! Hold on! Before you attack me, remember, I - (he waves) didn't do this. They! (points at fandom) They did this.
Jotaro: If you weren't so gay, they wouldn't be able to ship us! SO! I'm blaming you for not being straight!
Dio: That's homophobic.
Jotaro:
Jotaro: THEN I BLAME YOU BECAUSE FUCK YOU DIO!
Dio: YOU COULDN'T!
Jotaro: NO I COULDN'T CAUSE YOU'RE A CRUSTY ASS DRIED UP SLUT!
Dio: EXCUSE ME! OH, YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT! (summons The World)
Kakyoin: (from the sidelines) GO! GO! JOTARO!
Dio: ...You're cheering for him?! C'mon Kakyoin! I thought we were friends?! (punched out of chapter by Star Platinum)
Jotaro: THAT IS MY FRIEND!
Polneraff: (stares at ship) Is this...for real?
Avdol: I'm not sure... do people - actually like them as a pairing or, just wanna see... (narrows his eyes at the djs)
Polneraff: Pretty sure there's sickos out there who like it for real. Not just for the bara.
Kakyoin: How...
Kakyoin: How do you know that term?
Polneraff: Ahaha (chuckles nervously) No reason.
Kakyoin: (narrows eyes)
Polneraff: WELL, HOW DO TO KNOW THAT TERM - HM?
Kakyoin: Touche.
Jotaro: Guys - guys. Help me understand... (inhale) WHY SOMEONE WOULD PAIR ME WITH THE LITERAL ENCARNATION OF EVIL AT 17 YEARS OLD?!
Joseph:
Joseph: I could have gone my entire life without seeing this abomination, but here I am.
Jotaro: (grabs Joseph by the collar) JIJI! TELL ME WHY!? GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION!?
Joseph: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!
Vanilla Ice: Why wouldn't you wish to be loved by Lord Dio? It would be the greatest honor ever bestowed upon you.
Kakyoin:
Kakyoin: How did you -- get here?
Avdol: OH THIS LITTLE - (lunges at Vanilla Ice)
Polneraff: (jumps into the fight to help)
Jotaro: (watching trying to forget all he's seen)
Kakyoin: So...
Jotaro: Don't. Say. A word.
Kakyoin: (smirking) You like vampires huh?
Jotaro: (decks him)
Dio: (appears again) You know you shouldn't hit your friends.... Kakyoin, don't you think you deserve better companions?
Jotaro: (starts choking him) STOP. TRYING. TO. TAKE. NORIAKI.
Jotaro: Why are you so obsessed with him!?
Dio: I'm not.
Dio: Our sh-
[this transmission has been inturpted]
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