Bloopers #3

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Kakyoin: Me and Jotaro will share a room, because we're both students.

Joseph: Don't be loud (snickers)

Kakyoin: (wheeze) I'll lick his cherries alright

Jotaro: (squaring up) BET!

Director: (wheezing for breath) CUT!

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Giorno: But my hand was clenched the whole time!

Bruno: That's Luca's eye. He was unconscious so I brought it...(licks Giorno's face) This is the distinct taste of a liar, Giorno Gio-

Giorno: (licks Bruno) You tatse like me new father

Director: CUT! (wheeze) What the hell Giorno.

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Holly: Jotaro welcome home! What are you doing with an unconscious boy? I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KILLED HIM! I'M BEATING YOUR 6-FOOT EMO ASS.

Jotaro: (wheezing) (almost drops Kakyoin)

Kakyoin: (lifts head up) I'm not dead! Dont worry Holly-san!

Holly: .... Take him back wherever you found him. No wild friends.

Joseph: (wheeze) Keep. This. Please it's so much better than the original--

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Dio: Wanna be friends, Kakyoin? (flicks his earring)

Kakyoin: FBI OPEN UP! (makes fake explosion sounds)

Dio: Wait-(wheezes)

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Polneraff: I'M A FUCKING T U R T L E!

Giorno: (wheeze)

Polneraff: (demonic screeech)  I'M A TURTLE!!!!!

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Abbachio: ....Fuck you Giorno.

Giorno: Bet. Bitch. You won't

Abbachio: (laughing) What?

Bruno: (off screen) Don't.

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Narancia: (pointing to the prop fence he shall "die" on) Fugo's Fork Requiem

Fugo: (distant sobs and laughter)

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Joseph: You won't really leave us down here will you! We'll die!

Lisa: Then perish.

Caesar: .....welp. 

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Avdol: Its a fly.

Joseph: And...? Does it tell us where Dio is?

Avdol: Its just a fucking fly. So, no. It doesn't. Holly is gonna die in 50 days. The end.

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Storheim: IT SAID MY NAME!?

Santana: Yeah. I did. S-t-r-o-h-e-i-m.

Stroheim: (wipes away tear) I'm a very proud father.

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Esidisi: Kars, how are we gonna kill Joseph Joestar?

Kars: Bitch I don't know.

Wammu: Lord Kars...Perhaps we simply--attack him all at once so he can't pick us off one by one?

Kars: Fucking brilliant.

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Santana: (stepping loudly) (looks up) Daddy?

Stroheim: Ah-Yes!

Speedwagon:  (makes muscial noises)

Joseph: (wheeze) Please. Stop.

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