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Kakyoin: Me and Jotaro will share a room, because we're both students.
Joseph: Don't be loud (snickers)
Kakyoin: (wheeze) I'll lick his cherries alright
Jotaro: (squaring up) BET!
Director: (wheezing for breath) CUT!
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Giorno: But my hand was clenched the whole time!
Bruno: That's Luca's eye. He was unconscious so I brought it...(licks Giorno's face) This is the distinct taste of a liar, Giorno Gio-
Giorno: (licks Bruno) You tatse like me new father
Director: CUT! (wheeze) What the hell Giorno.
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Holly: Jotaro welcome home! What are you doing with an unconscious boy? I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KILLED HIM! I'M BEATING YOUR 6-FOOT EMO ASS.
Jotaro: (wheezing) (almost drops Kakyoin)
Kakyoin: (lifts head up) I'm not dead! Dont worry Holly-san!
Holly: .... Take him back wherever you found him. No wild friends.
Joseph: (wheeze) Keep. This. Please it's so much better than the original--
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Dio: Wanna be friends, Kakyoin? (flicks his earring)
Kakyoin: FBI OPEN UP! (makes fake explosion sounds)
Dio: Wait-(wheezes)
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Polneraff: I'M A FUCKING T U R T L E!
Giorno: (wheeze)
Polneraff: (demonic screeech) I'M A TURTLE!!!!!
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Abbachio: ....Fuck you Giorno.
Giorno: Bet. Bitch. You won't
Abbachio: (laughing) What?
Bruno: (off screen) Don't.
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Narancia: (pointing to the prop fence he shall "die" on) Fugo's Fork Requiem
Fugo: (distant sobs and laughter)
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Joseph: You won't really leave us down here will you! We'll die!
Lisa: Then perish.
Caesar: .....welp.
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Avdol: Its a fly.
Joseph: And...? Does it tell us where Dio is?
Avdol: Its just a fucking fly. So, no. It doesn't. Holly is gonna die in 50 days. The end.
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Storheim: IT SAID MY NAME!?
Santana: Yeah. I did. S-t-r-o-h-e-i-m.
Stroheim: (wipes away tear) I'm a very proud father.
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Esidisi: Kars, how are we gonna kill Joseph Joestar?
Kars: Bitch I don't know.
Wammu: Lord Kars...Perhaps we simply--attack him all at once so he can't pick us off one by one?
Kars: Fucking brilliant.
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Santana: (stepping loudly) (looks up) Daddy?
Stroheim: Ah-Yes!
Speedwagon: (makes muscial noises)
Joseph: (wheeze) Please. Stop.
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