Ah yes, I missed these. UwUMe: yo Indon!!!
Indo: what?
Me: *inhales* scabootel, scadadel! I turn you into a girl!
Indo: wait. WHAT!? NO-
*POOF*
Indo: *looks at him- I mean herself* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Me: YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS. It's part of the dat- I mean dare
Indo: c'mon!!!!! 😢😢😢😢
Me: dares are dares. UwU
Malay: *comes in* 何が起こっている? (Nani ga okotte iru?) [ What is going on?]
Indo: who said that? *turns to Malay* WHOA!!! ANIME COSPLAYER!!!!
Malay: 私はあなたの馬鹿をコスプレしていません!
(Watashi wa anata no baka o kosupure shite imasen!)
[I'm not cosplaying you idiot!]Indo: AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR SAYING!!!!
Me: well thank goodness for Google translate- *takes out phone* *reliases the battery is finish* well shoot.
Indo: Its too bad. How are you speaking Japanese? Too much anime?
Malay: いいえ、作者は私にこれをしました。
(Īe, sakusha wa watashi ni kore o shimashita.)
[No, the author did this to me.]Me: Nani? I don't understand. Frick.
Meanwhile...
Myan: *comes into the living room* guys, have you seen Singa?
Viet: *sitting upside down on the couch* no. Probably out to get himself killed.
Phil: why would you say that?
Viet: he almost got himself killed with Taiwan so, yeah
Phil: hmm. Fair enough.
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