A Random Book About ASEANS...

Knock-knock

Me: hey readers, knock, knock
You: uh... who's there?
Me:A WHOLE CHAPTER OF KNOCK,KNOCK JOKES COMING TO YOUR PHONE!!!!!!
You: oh gods
♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡

Cam: knock,knock
Myan: who's there?
Cam: police
Myan: police who?
Cam:police get your fricking doorbell fix!
Myan:wha--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Indo:* knocking on Phil's bedroom door* knock,knock?
Phil: who's there?
Indo:you
Phil:*confused* you who?
Indo:you who! Is anybody in there?
Phil:*opens door* really?

♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡

Mal: knock,knock
Viet:who's there?
Mal:waiter
Viet:waiter who?
( Mal's phone rings)
Mal:waiter minute, my phone is ringing *takes phone* hello?
Viet:bruh

◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇

Thai: knock,knock
Singa:who's there?
Thai:U.F
Singa:U.F who?
Thai: idiot, it's U.F.O, not U.F who!
Singa:....

♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤◇♤♧♤♧♤

Laos: Knock,knock
Cam:who's there?
Laos:Carrie
Cam: Carrie who?
Laos:* grabs microphone out of nowhere* Carrie-oke at the club tonight! Wanna come?
Cam: why not?

♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡

Indo: knock,knock
Brunei: who's there?
Indo:Barbara
Brunei: barbara who?
Indo: Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
Brunei:go to the store and buy some wool clothes that are black

◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇

Thai: *knocking on Cam's door* knock,knock!
Cam: *from inside* who's there?
Thai: lenny!
Cam:lenny who?
Thai: lenny in! I wanna see what are you playing!
Cam: I'm playing MINECRAFT!!!!!!

Minecraft gamers: YAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡

In a party

Phil:knock,knock
Mal: who's there?
Phil: wren
Mal: wren who?
Filipino music plays
Phil:wren I hear music! I dance!
Mal: huh

◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇

Thai:* playing with a ball*
Laos: hey Thai! Knock,knock!
Thai: who's there?
Laos: Jimmy
Thai: Jimmy who?
Laos:Jimmy that ball! I wanna play with it

♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡

Singa: knock,knock
Mal: who's there?
Singa: Juan
Mal: Juan who?
Singa:Juan to go to the movies with me?
Mal: no
Singa: *in his mind* dang it

○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□○□

Brunei: knock,knock
Myan:who's there?
Brunei:who
Myan: who who?
Brunei: you an owl?
Myan: bro it day

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° •°•°•°•°

Viet:knock,knock
Phil: who's there?
Viet:Berry
Phil:berry who?
Viet:berry nice to see you!
Phil:aww...

Not ship trust me

♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇

Indo: knock,knock
Laos: who's there?
Indo: santa
Laos: santa who?
Indo: I santa text message but you never reply!
Laos: low Wi-Fi

Me: You poor child!!!!!!😭😭

♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤

Thai: knock,knock
Viet: um.. who's there?
Thai:Cole
Viet: Cole who?
Thai:Cole me sometime and we'll get together!
Viet: * walks away*
Thai: I've been rejected... T^T

◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇♧◇

Singa:hey, knock,knock
Mal: who's there?
Singa: Howard
Mal: Howard who?
Singa: Howard you like it if I took you to the movies?
Mal: boi my answer is still no
Singa: *heartbroken*

Me: STOP REJECTING HIM MALAYSIA!!!!!!!

♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡◇♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡

Indo:knock,knock
Phil:who's there?
Indo:broken pencil
Phil: broken pencil who?
Indo: never mind it's pointless!
Phil: gurl...

♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡◇♡

Cam: * outside the house* KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!
Thai: is this even gonna work?
Cam: confident
Myan: * opens the window* WHO'S THERE?!
Cam: LETTUCE!!
Myan: wha.... lettuce who?
Cam: LETTUCE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!
Myan: NEVER!!!!! * slams the window*
Thai: didn't work

♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧◇♧♡♧♡

Phil: knock, knock
Indo: who's there?
Phil: Robin
Indo: Robin who? * in her mind: is she talking about batman's sidekick?)
Phil: Robin milo from Malay is a really good way to get killed you know?
Indo&phil: * looks at the pile of milo in front of them*
Malay: * comes into the kitchen with gun* look what we have here~
Phil&indo: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆⊙☆

Brunei: knock,knock
Viet: who's there?
Brunei: spell
Viet: umm... spell who?
Brunei: w-h-o easy
Viet: .....

♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤

Laos: knock,knock
Cam: who's there?
Laos: no one
Cam: no one who?
Laos:

Cam: very funny

♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡♧♡

Mal: knock,knock
Singa: who's there?
Mal: the interrupting cow
Singa: the interru-
Mal: moooooooooooooooo
Singa: rude
Mal: better than yours
Singa:☹

♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤♡♤
A very good joke for your enemies/haters ( or people you wanna trick)

You: hey you, knock,knock
Other people: uh who's there?
You: nana
Other people: nana who?
You: nana your BUSINESS!!!!!! 😎😎😎😎

I did this to my friend and she almost killed me( she tried to chase me around the class) 😅

Hope these jokes made you chuckle or laugh really loud or something, these jokes I took it from a book I bought few weeks ago

Anyways that's all for today! Stay safe from the corono virus!
Bye!!
😁😊