Hmm... Murder?

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WARNING: THESE THINGS ARE DONE BY A PROFESSIONAL. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS WITH AN ADULT OR THEY WILL KILL YOU THEMSELVES. THANK YOU AND ENJOY.

Thai: well hello there fellow readers, today Imma teach you how to get away with murder in only 4 steps!

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Thai: well hello there fellow readers, today Imma teach you how to get away with murder in only 4 steps!

Step 1:
Find a target.



Thai: we need someone... and make sure that person doesn't see you or stuff cause the guilt will devour you later. Now... let's take Phil cause yes.



Step 2:
Get weapon of killing and kill the person without anybody noticing

Phil: *chilling*

Thai: *comes up behind her with a rusty knife* *insert the Imposter music when thay kill people* *stab*


Step 3:
Hide the body in an un-sus place

Thai: *carrying Phil over his shoulder* *tosses her in the shed*


Step 4:
Make sure no one thinks your sus and your good to go!

Thai: *locks up the shed again* *skips away*

Myan: *from his bedroom window* that boi is strange. Meh.




















Thai: And thats how we get away with murder. And if you wanna murder someone, you need a permeate or you go to jail. Okey that's all!!! บาย!!!

Phil: *breaks out of shed* THAAAAAAAILAAAAAND!!!!

Thai: Oh SHO-

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