Dang u guys screwed up bad...

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Phil: *sees the thing that is in her hand in shock* *looks at Malay laughing at Singa* *goes up to them*

Malay: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh god! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Singa: haha, laugh it off Malay. Laugh it off...

Malay: AHAHAHAHA! *breathes for a second* phew... *sees Phil walking up to  the* Oh, hey Phi-

Phil: *punches Malay's stomach*

Malay: AAUUURGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!  *hugs her stomach painful*

Phil: phew!

Malay: WHAT THE FRICK PHILIPPINES?!!

Phil: You are one of very best friends and I cannot stand by and watching you throw away life like this. *grabs Malay's shoulders* You're too young! YOU'RETOO BEAUTIFUL!!!

Malay: *confused Malaysian noises* what the frick are you even talking about?

Phil: I'm talking about the baby that is growing inside of you're belly right now.



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Singa: *clears throat  embarrassedly* see you guys.  *walks away awkwardly*

Malay: *stares at Phil in confusion* I'M NOT PREGNANT 

Phil: not after that punch your not. *chuckles* I've been taking boy-tye (?) classes.

Malay: *confused staring*  I was never pregnant PHIL!!!

Phil: ...  oh umm.. are you sure?

Malay: YES I'M FRCKING SURE!!!

Viet: *comes in with Laos* I'm sorry, but why the FRICK is everyone yelling over here?

Phil: oh. *takes out that thing I don't know* I found this positive pregnancy test and there was-

Laos: *punches Malay in the stomach*

Viet: LAOS!!!

Malay: aaarrrgghhhhh MOTHERF- *falls down*  I'm not....  pregnant....

Laos: oh... well I just assumed.

Phil :well yeah makes much more sense.

Malay: dang you guys....

Viet: I think we should bring Mal to the hospital...

Laos: nahhh..... she'll be fine.
































Don't worry Malay's fine. so yeah....

Sorry for the lack of updates. School is making me unmotivated TwT

Anyways,

ADDIOS!!!

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