Me: As you can see, our sweet and serious Singapore has come out of his seriousness and decided to sing
HARRY POTTER IN 99 SECONDS!!!!
For us
Lionpoor, as you may
Singa: author, I'm Singapore
Me: shut up Lionpoor I just found a meme about you and Malaysia and now I'm in my best mood yet. So get on with it
Singa: can I keep the wizard robes?
Me: no
Singa: dang it
Me: C'mon!!!!!
Singa: There was once a boy name harry, destined to be a star.
His parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lighting scar
Indo: *slides in* Yo Harry! You're a LIZARD!!!! *slides out*
Singa: What the-
Me: PABPABAPABPABPAB!!!!
Singa: * confused singaporean noises* Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Heromine,
McGonagall requires he play for Griffindor
Cam: *falls down* oof!!! *gets up* I'M TRYING TO CATCH THE SNITCH!!!!!
Singa: ...
Draco's a daddy's boy
Laos: hahaha, daddy's boy
Me: come I strangle you Laos!!!!
Singa: Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.
Ron breaks his wand,
Now Jenny's gone
Phil: you mean Ginny?
Singa: * annoyed* And Harry's in mortal danger
Cam: * looking on his phone* isn't Harry always in danger???
Singa: * even more anoyed* Tom riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secrets chamber
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
Malay: I love that scene
Singa: the dementors come and takes charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rats a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time turner so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban who happens to be Harry's godfather I don't really get it either...
Me: All Potterhead do
PABPABPABPABAPAB!!!!!!
Singa: * doing his sirius voice, get it? * Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
With Dragons-
Myan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! * running away*
Indo's Komodo: *chasing him*
Indo: Draco!!!!! Come back!!!!!!! * chasing after his Komodo*
Singa: and mermaids...
OH NO!
Edward Collin gets slayed
Thai: who's edward collin?
Singa: His BACK!!!
Viet: who's back?
Singa: * anoyed, again* Harry, Harry its getting scary
Voldemort's back
Now You're revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore
Why is he ignoring you're constant attempts to contact him
He is force to leave the school
Cam: maybe he went to do stuff?
Singa: Umbridge arrives
Malay: UMBIC-
Phil: what the fruit cake Mal??!!!
Singa: Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be
Me: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
Singa: spilt your souls
Thai: we can spilt our souls??!!!
Singa: seven parts of a whole
They're Horcruxes!
It's Dumbledore's end!
Me: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Laos: poor guy, he was to old to live
Viet: seriously Laos?
Singa: there was once a boy name Harry,
who constantly conquered death
But in one finally duel between good and bad
He may take his final
Breath~
Brunei and Cam: * Brunei is wearing what Harry wore and Cam is wearing what Voldemoet wore* * looks at each other*
Brunei: * raises a random stick* EXPELLIARMUS!
Cam: * raises a random stick * AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!
( both of them say this at the same time)
Indo: * throws green paper at Brunei from Cam's side*
Myan: * throws alot of red paper at Cam from Brunei's side*
Cam: * falls down to his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *lays down on the floor pretending to be dead*
The others: * claps*
Me: * draws the red curtain to cover this scene*
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO EVERYBODY WHO CAN CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN!!!!
This was very random I didn't know what was I thinking oh well...
So yeah....
Thats all! I'm doing dare chapter so it might take a while! ( a thousand years to be exact)
Adios!!!😉😉😉😉
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