Old Town Road

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Me: you're dare is my command!Malay: this is gonna be fun~MaPhilIndo:*dark aura around them*

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Me: you're dare is my command!
Malay: this is gonna be fun~
MaPhilIndo:*dark aura around them*

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In a boring meeting....

Singa: Alright everyone.... today we're going------

Prof!

Thai: huh?
Me: sorry Singapore but meeting over!
Singa: but....
Me: too late!

*plays music old town road*

BURST!!!

Malay:*comes into the room* yaa~ I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road~
Indo: * after malay* I'm gonna ride~ till I can't no more* while playing a ukulele*
Phil:I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road~
Malay:I'm gonna ride~ till I can't no more!

As you can see... the Maphilindo are wearing cowgirls costumes and since I'm lazy to describe and I suck at English(ok not)

Indo:*still playing the ukulele* I got the horses in the back
Malay: horse tack is attached
Phil:*lowers her hat* hat is matte black
Indo:*you know*got the boots that's black to match *shows the beautiful black leather boots UwU*
Phil: riding on a horse ha!
Malay: you can whip your porshe

Laos: wow!

Phil: I've been in the valley
Indo: you ain't been off that porch now,
Malay: Can't nobody tell me nothing~
Phil: you can't tell me nothing~

Singa: really?

Malay: Can't nobody tell me nothing~
Phil: you can't tell me nothing~
Indo: riding on a tractor
Phil: lean all in my bladder
Malay: cheated on my baby,
You can go and ask her(him)

Thai: ohhh Singa!
Singa: shut up

Phil: my life is a movie
Indo: bull riding and ( nope nope nope)

Myan:damn..

Malay: * points at her hat* cowboy hat from Gucci
Indo: wrangled on my (nope nope nope)

Phil:Can't nobody tell me nothing~
Malay: you can't tell me nothing~
Phil: Can't tell me nothing~
Malay: you can't tell nothing~

Indo:ya~ I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
Malay: I'm gonna ride~ till I can't no more
Phil:I'm gonna take my horse to th old town road
Maphilino: I'm gonna ride~ till I can't no more

Phil:*lowers her hat* hat down, cross town, living like a rockstar
Indo: spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar*points at her ukulele*

Singa: that's not even a guitar

Malay: baby's got a habit: diamond rings and fendi sports ( sorry I can't T^T)
Indo: riding down rodeo in my maserati sports car
Phil: got no stress, I've been through all that
Malay:I'm like a Marlboro man so I kick on back
Phil: wish I could roll on back to that old town road
Indo:I wanna ride till I can't no more

Malay: yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old road
Indo: I'm gonna ride~ till I can't no more
Phil: I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
Maphilindo: I'm gonna ride~ till I can't no more!
Indo:* plays the ukulele until the music stops*

Cam: amazing!
Viet: awesome!
Laos: brilliant
Myan: all of that
Brunei: I need to clean my ears before all those lyrics are stuck in my head
Singa: seriously, you ruin the meeting
Malay: ah who cares!
Singa: I do
Phil: meh
Indo: I can't believe  you author!!!!
Me: maaflah okey👌

Anyways hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Ask me more if you dare!
Singa: pls no more singing
Me: next time, you're the one singing!
Singa: wha....
Thai: BYE!!!!!
Me: Oi!!!!

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