Story takeover with @softmilkowu

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Heyyo peeps! I'm taking over my twin's chapter for today while she takes over mine! Go and check it out at my account if you want OwU!

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*Asean10 just doing their thing*

*CRASH*

Sofy: Hola! Soy Dora!

Laos: NO!! SHUT UP!!

Sofy: OH FRIC-

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Indo: So who are you?

Sofy: *gasp dramatically* How did you forget me Indo!?

Malay: You guys met before?

Sofy: *gasp overly dramatic again* You forgot me too Malay!?!

Phil: Aren't you the author's friend?

Viet: Oh yeah. What's your name again?

Sofy *In disappointment*

Thai: Your that Sofy girl right?

Sofy: Yup! Now, untie me!!!

Singapore: *the one who tied me up* Nope.

Brunei: Sorry but we cant. Your kinda sus

Cam: Why dont we just call our author?

Myan: Yeah! I have her phone number!

Laos: Where did you even get her phone number from??

Myan: ANYWAYS, I'm going to go call her

~With the phone call OwU~

Ring...Ring...Ring...

Bloom: eh? wait for a while ya... *answers phone* ello????

Myan: Hey random author! Theres an imposter by the name Sofy. You know her?

Bloom: how dare you call me 'random author ! We literally know each other! And what did you say? Imposter? but this isnt among us

Myan: Eh? but I thought this was among us?? Did I enter the wrong chat or something???

Bloom: NO! You are in the wrong chapter! Oh shoot... there goes my greatest idea.

Myan: *gun noises* HOLY FRICKING HAY!!! AUTHOR, THR IMPOSTER IS KILLING EVERYONE!!! HELP US!!! *ends call*

~Ends of phone call UwU~

Sofy: FINALLY!!!

Myan: I HEARD GUN NOISES!!! WHAT HAPPEND!?!?!

Phil: Oh, welcome back Myan!

Thai: Chill dude. It was just Malay trying to shoot Indo with a gun.

Myan: MALAY OWNS A GUN!?!??

Laos: Of course not

Myan: Then?

Viet: She stole it from Singapore. Duh

Singa: WHERE'S MY GUN!?!?!

Cam: With Mal.

Singa: MALAYSIA YOU FRICKING IDIOT!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY GUN!!! *chases after Malaysia*

Malay: *was chasing Indo until she heard Singapore raging in madness at her* in her mind   -> (HOLY HAY!!!)

Indo: *running away from Malay* *suddenly sees Malay running in front of him in full speed* Eh?

Singa: YOU FRICKING MALAYSIA MILO OF AN IDIOT!!! GIVE ME MY FRICKING GUN BACK FOR BRUNEI'S SAKE!!!!!

Brunei: Wait, why for my sake!? I did nothing!?

Sofy: *pats Brunei's back* Poor you

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Sofy: Okay, now that we are all back here SAFELY.

Malay: *crying because Singa twisted her ankle*

Sofy: You know what, I quit. Do whatever you want

*Bloom pops put of nowhere*

Bloom: That's not in the script Sofy!!!

~Please Stand By~

Sofy: Okay, as I was saying-

Cam: You said that you were quitting?

Sofy: *fake cough* AS I WAS SAYING

Cam: Okay, yeesh

Sofy: EVERYONE TAKE POSITION!!! WE'LL BE MAKING MOVIE MAGIC!!! ÙwÚ

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Take one▪▪▪

Couple goal pick up lines

IndoPhil

Indo: Phil!

Phil: Yes Indo?

Indo: Are you the sun? Because everytime I'm with you my day brightens up!

Phil: Awww. Thank you Indo

ThaiViet

Thai: Hey Viet! Wanna go to the movies with me?

Viet: I mean, sure. I got nothing better to do

*a few minutes later*

Thai: You ready?

Viet: *finish tying shoes* Yup

Thai: Oh and Viet.

Viet: Hmm.

Thai You better tie your shoes properly. Don't want you to fall for someone else now do we~? *walks out of the house*

Viet: ....

Here lies Vietnam who died from one of her crush's joke

Jk

Backstage

Cam: Brunei, come here

Brunei: Need help with something Cam?

Cam: Yea

Brunei: What is it?

Cam: I can't seem to pick up anymore pickup lines!

Brunei: I-

SingaMalay

*over the phone*

Malay: Hey Singa. Do you they have any bandages for sale?

Singa: Umm yea. Why do you need it?

Malay: Cause I scrapped my knee pretty badly when I fell for you ;)

Singa: ...

Malay: Singa?

Sofy: Hey Malay. This is Sofy. Singapore kind of can't function correctly right now.

Singa: Singapore exe. has stopped working

Malay: Ohhh... *blushes*

MyanLaos

*over text*


Hey Cam
I need help with a math problem
Can you help me?

Sure thing Laos
What's the question?

How do you simplify 2i<6u?

Easy
I<3u

Awww. I <3 u too :)

Oh wow
I just got trick by a dumbass...

Hey!

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The end!

Go on and check the other part on my account  softmilkowu

ByeOwU~

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