Chaaa! a Naruto various x female reader (Discontinued)

getting ready 💅😝💅

Goth mikasa supremacy 🛐🛐🛐

(Sorry for being a bisexual simp)

(Now to the story)

Y/N POV:

I woke up it was 4 in the morning I grabbed my bag with clothes for me to change and made my way to Sakura's home. Yesterday we said that so we could trick Kakashi I would go to her house. Naruto and Sasuke had a sleep over with Sakura so they would already be there.

*You arrived to Sakura's home*

"Good morning Y/N" Sakura said rubbing her eyes

"Good morning, are Sasuke and Naruto still sleeping?" I asked

"Yes" Sakura replied

"Good that way we can go to sleep" I said

"Perfect" Sakura said smiling

TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY F IN SCIENCE (DON'T TELL PARENTS)
(no like I can't believe I have straight A's in all my other classes but in science I have an F)

It has now been two hours Naruto woke up and started making breakfast. I was SHOOKED because who would've thought the all mighty Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki can cook. Thank Minato the ultimate Housewife.

*You summoned a speaker and started playing pumped up kicks from your phone*

"All those other kids with the pumped up kicks better run better outrun my gun" the kids all yelled/singed while getting ready for the day

"Y/N you tell us all those stories about how school used to be in America how r u still alive?" Naruto asked

"I've been wondering the same thing" Sasuke said

"Well it's just the citizens are aloud to have certain things that are really dangerous and can kill people" Y/n said

"Those things are the guns right?" Sakura said

"Yes" Y/n said

"Ooooo I remember this time when I was nine this kid brought a gun to school but they don't know who it was exactly so they where looking for all over the school until the janitor found it in the trash" Y/N said

"We where in lockdown for about 5 hours and I was sick with claustrophobia in a little closet with 16 other kids" Y/n said

(That what what happened to me in third grade haven't been the same since)

"Wow I bet those kids where stinky" Naruto said

"Yes Naruto I bet they din't even shower every day" Y/n complained

"I remember one of the boys farted I wanted to throw up since I used to have a delicate stomach" Y/n said

(I still have it but Y/n is a Bad bitch so she doesn't care)

(Stan Y/n 🛐🙏)

"Y/N do you realize we are talking about little kids, little 9-year-olds they don't know anything about respect" Sakura said

"But they should" Y/n said

"Yeah Y/n is right, those brats should know about respect" Naruto said

"Well well look at who's talking" Sasuke said

*Naruto and Sasuke started bickering*

Soon Naruto finished cooking and they started to eat.

"Itadakimasu" the kids said

"We'll be fucked if Kakashi sensei discover we actually are and slept more than what he asked us" Sasuke said

"I trust Y/n like literally Kakashi and her are siblings they know each other even if they have been siblings for less than a month" Sakura said