I'm single and a simp

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"Good morning babygirl how you doing today" Y/n said in a male voice

"Fuck off" Deidara answered

"Oi don't be like that you are her future husband" Kakashi said joining in on the teasing by being Y/n's wingman or some like like he totally wasn't tortured last night until he agreed to help her seduce Deidara.

Like totally... He is clearly doing this on his own will.

Another F for Kakashi 😔💅💅

"Hey Caro-chan why do you always choose me and Sasuke to be the ones bullied by Y/n?"

"I'm just built different"

"Yes your clearly built like a gorilla"

"That hurted my feeling's"

"Do I look like I care"

"You will I have a lot of blackmail saved in my basement where I have Yoonbum"

(BaCK tO The StORy)

"It's ok Deidara-kun the furthest she could go is make you wear a maid costume" Sakura said

*Deidara almost peed his pants*

"Where are we supposed to go?" Sasuke asked

"Otou-san said we need to give him a fast tour and teach him about the basic politics" Naruto responded

"Well I guess Sensei and you two go give the tour and Y/n and me will check out some advanved Political books in the library and go to my place and make some snacks" Sakura said

"Perfect Sakura" Kakashi said

"Bye sensei" Sakura cheerfully Said

"Bye bitch that I need to call Oni-chan"

"Bye" Kakashi replied glaring at Y/n

*Sakura and Y/n headed to the Library*

"So Sakura what type of books are we getting" Y/n asked

"Basic politics but not the kind that they do back in the academy because they are too easy and just don't talk about the important stuff" Sakura said

"Oh... Well I'm not familiar with the politics here but I think that Deidara won't be the only one learning" Y/n said

"Well kill two birds in on shot" Sakura said enthusiastic

"Yay... Nothing better than more school"

*They finally arrived to the library*

"I'll get the books you go ahead and buy pencils and papers in the the libraries store ok"  Sakura said

"Ok"

*They parted ways*

"Ma'am may I ask where do you have mechanical pencils" Y/n asked

"At the end of the store, in the upper right drawer where all the markers and pencils are"

"Thanks for the help"

* Y/n got them and paid*

My social anxiety went 📈📈📈 but I'm ok now let's wait for Sakura

^5 minutes later^

"I got them books they are only 3 but they are fat so there's enough information to devote 'Roar' " Sakura said

*They both giggled*

"Now to the snacks" Sakura said

"Ok so let's get Chips, Carrots, gummies, strawberries, nuts, cherries, chocolate and drinks" Y/n suggested

"And Dango"

"Uhu and Dango "

*They arrived to the store*

"I'll get the cart" Y/n said

"Ok I'll get the I'll get the shinox wipe to clean it" Sakura said

*They started getting everything and paid*

*They got home*

"Well what so we do now" Y/n said

"Let's watch the TV "Sakura said

*Sakura turned on the TV*

"Don't leave us because up next The Rosa del Shinobi will start" the news lady said

"Wow we are lucky the show is about to start" Sakura said excited

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"Why Leon why will you become Shinobi if you know that can kill you"

"Because I want to mom and I will avenge Emma she didn't deserve to die, if only they're were Shinobi's willing to protect people she wouldn't have ever died"

"If you are going to talk to me like that you better get out of my house"

He left

"Wait Leon son I didn't ment it I love you... I lost your father I'm not going to loose you too" the mother said in tears

Then the POV went back to Leon the main character he was running when all of the sudden he encountered a man  that went straight to attack him. The man had a katana he was about to stab Leon but the mother threw herself and got stabbed in the stomach. The son Started to cry.

"Mom please don't die on me just let me defeat this guy and I'll take you to the hospital"

The guy wasn't speaking he just smirked and went to attack when suddenly-

"KNOCK KNOCK"
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Kakashi and the others arrived.

"Shit a cliffhanger" Y/n said

"I feel the same way Y/n" Sakura said

"Now shall we teach politics"

After Sakura opened the door they started to study while eating snacks and Y/n occasionally flirting with Deidara then being stopped by Kakashi.

After they finished studying most of the basic politics they decided to go get some barbecue and eat until they almost exploded.

(If I was there I know I would have ended up throwing up)

Deidara was going to leave tomorrow early in the morning so he divided to not get mad at Y/N for flirting with him and even occasionally flirting back making her blush then smirk. Deidara had fun and couldn't wait for the next time he met The famous team 7.






I wanted to do a Valentine's day special but I didn't have time and so I may be going to do a late Valentine's day special idk yet I'll maybe do it not sure.



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