(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus
most no-no words are censored
Including but not limited to:
- Jesus paints your nails
-Jesus sleepover!
- Jesus gets cyberbullied
-Jesus says a bad word :o
-Jesus goes to the hype house
-Jesus self...
Jesus was busy at the stove, cooking chicken in his giant pan. (i have no idea how chicken is cooked, pls do not yell at me xx) he put the seasonings in the pan. "This is so easy." Jesus said, "I could never mess this up !!!"
the chicken caught on fire.
"Oopsie poopsie!" Said Jesus, dumping his blood (wine) on the burning chicken, effectively putting it out. Except the chicken meat was burnt.
Just then, y/n walked in the room!!!
"Heyyyy jesus whats up my little artichoke."
"omjesus heyyyy y/n" jesus said.
"What the h*ck are you cooking, it looks AWFUL, i am going to SOB." y/n said while fainting.
Jesus did not bother to catch them.
Y/n woke up. "Jesus what the FR*CK, WHY DIDNT YOU CATCH ME."
"BECAUSE YOU INSULTED MY COOKED COCK."
"Jesus, I am so sorry, what can i do to make it up to you."
"eat my cock." Jesus said.
"Fine..." y/n said, picking up a piece of the burnt cock.
They put it in their mouth.
"MMm jesus, i love your cock." They said, sucking on it.
"Wait wtf.... ITS THROBBING?!"
"Oh." Jesus said. "I might have cooked an alarm into there."
RIIIIIING The alarm went.
Y/n gave Jesus a smile, and walked away, and spit out the burnt cock.
"That was awful, i hated sucking jesus' throbbing cock."
