It was a lovely morning. Jesus awoke from a deep slumber.
"Hm, I think i will play that new game, among us! It looks fun! jesus said. Jesus called his bestie y/n.
y/n answered immediately. "heyyy jesus how are you my little man"
jesus replied " i am doing so well y/n and we should play among us btw
y/n squealed "oh em gee that is such a freakin' good idea! you are so smart jesus."
they both loaded the hit video game among us on their phones because they didn't want to buy it on pc when they could play it for free! they are so smart with their money ❤️
in the lobby, jesus selected the color red. "it matches the blood from when i got crucified LOL"
y/n picked the color purple . yeaaaaaah!
in the among us game, jesus was imposter. he had barely moved from the cafeteria she an emergency meeting was called.
"guys, it's jesus." said the yellow crew mate
"omg it's not me!!" said jesus.
"it literally is your name has sus in it that's super sus..." said the cyan crewmate
"i am not sus!!" said jeSUS, who was acting very sus tbh...
"omg jesus, ur.... ur kinda sus...." said y/n in disbelief.
the votes were counted and jesus was ejected. he was confirmed to be the imposter
"LOL get voted off you sussy imposter!!" said y/n jokingly
Jesus and y/n exited the game, it was a very exciting and sus game. they went to bed. not knowing that their lived would be changed forever.
the next morning, jesus went to the kitchen to see his dads, god and joseph, making breakfast for him.
"omg thank you!" jesus said
"my son jesus you are welcome my son jesus who i am the father of." said god, while handing jesus a plate with a fried egg on it.
jesus looked at the egg, then all the color drained from his face,
"what is is jesus?" said joseph worriedly.
"it-it LOOKS LIKE AMOGUS!!" Jesus said
"sussy egg?!" said god
"super sussy" said joseph
"i'm gonna vote the sussy egg out by eating it" said jesus
"that is such a smart plan my son jesus who i am the father of" said joseph
jesus ate the egg than went to go on a walk outside to touch grass, hoping it would fix his amogus problem. he bumped into y/n. "hi jesus!" y/n said, then they fainted.
"omg" said jesus, as he poured water on his friend. y/n woke up
"bro what the freaking frack happened" said jesus.
"amogus... it's everywhere..." y/n whispered, pointing at a trashcan that was particularly sus in appearance
"omg" said jesus. "that's super sus,..."
jesus looked at y/n's thumb.
"AMOGUS!! SUS! SUSSY THUMB!" he screamed, than passed out. y/n said "omg" and carried him home.
"what happened to my son jesus whom i, joseph, and the father of?!" said joseph
"my thumb looked like amogus"
jesus woke up
"hey jeSUS" said god
"hey lol sorry about that it was just a little TOO sus haha" jesus said
"it's all good" said y/n "i will admit it was quite sus."
and then they saw so many sus things irl because amogus is everywhere?!!
the end
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