You were hanging out with your best bud jesus, playing minecraft, when all of the sudden, Jesus's minecraft dog, Eucharist, was killed by a zombie.
"THAT FR*CKING FR*CK NOOOOOOOOOO" Jesus howls in despair.
You gasp. "Jesus! thats a no-no word!"
Jesus goes pale and collapses to the floor.
"omg what the h*ck jesus dont die!" you say as jesus has a holy seizure.
Jesus' holy seizure stops. "I'M A SINNER NOW MY DADDIES ARE GONNA KICK ME OUT!!!!"
Just then, God and Joseph burst into the room, worried about their precious Jesus. "Jesus! What's wrong?" they shout simultaneously. Jesus looks the the floor in shame.
"I-I said a no-no word..." he says very ashamedly.
God and joseph look at each other, and laugh. "Jesus, you are old enough to say no-no words. We trust you."
Jesus' eyes well up with tears as he sobs. "Thank you guys so fr*cking much!"
Joseph and God go leave the room. Satan has escaped from H*ll again and they need to go put him.
"Hey y/n! lets say no-no words together!"
"H*ck yes!" you respond
"Fr*ck" says jesus
"H*ck" you say
"Cr*p" says jesus
"P*ssed" you say
"B*obies" says jesus
"haha lol b*obies" you say
you both look at each other and shout "P*NIS!"
fin
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Jesus x reader (wholesome?)
Fanfiction(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self...
