Musical Preschool AU

𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎

Btw this whole fanfic I forgot to mention I never actually went to preschool so I don't know if this is how it actually is lmao

"So class, Anne and Connor are suspended and Jane is sick. Connor will be back on Monday, and Anne will be back on Tuesday." "Anne made Jane drink dog pee!" Cleves said. "Yeah, my wife told me."

"Have you really said nice things about us to your wife?" Micheal asked. "Anyway, So today you're going to be drawing in partners, you get to choose your partners. You're gonna draw your favorite animals."

"Where's Kathy?" Davey asked. "She's home sick today." Catherine said. Today was supposed to be her wedding!" Kitty said. "I know, we can do it tomorrow." Cleves reassured her.

Kitty worked with Anne, Crutchie with Jack, Micheal with Jeremy, Evan with Jared, JD with Veronica, Catherine with Cleves, Angelica with Eliza, Peggy with Maria, Thomas with James, Alex with John, Lafayette with Hercules, Spot with Race, Albert with Henry, JoJo with Elmer, Romeo with Chandler, Duke with McNamara, Martha with Rich, and Davey was stuck with Charles.

"Why do I have to work with him? He's mean!" Davey said. "Sorry Davey." Mr. Washington said. "So, what's your favorite animal?" Davey asked him. "Shut up stupid!" "I was just asking a question." "I don't care! Shut up stupid!" Davey sighed, and started drawing.

"What's your favorite animal JoJo?" Elmer asked. "Mine is lizards. They're so cute!" "Mine is rats!" Elmer said. "I like rats too." JoJo giggled.

"Eliza, ladybugs aren't animals, they're bugs." Angelica said. "Mr. Washington, are ladybugs animals?" Eliza asked. "Yes, bugs are animals." "I told you, Angelica!" Angelica sighed, and went back to drawing a squirrel.

"Are bath bombs animals, Evan?" Jared asked. "No, trees aren't either." Evan sighed. "But squirrels live in trees, so that's my favorite animal!" Jared gasped. "You're a genius Evan!" "What's your favorite animal?" "I like lobsters, they look funny."

"So Peggy, my favorite animal is penguins, how about you?" Maria said. "I like squirrels!" "Me too, they're so cute!"

"Mr. Washington, does a unicorn count if it's not real?" Martha asked. "Sure." "Yay! What'd you draw Rich?" "I drew a cow. Cows are nice." "You're a really good drawer." "You too!"

"I like dogs." Crutchie said. "Me too." Jack said. "Let's both draw dogs." "Okay." "I like dogs too!" Kitty said. "Me too!" Henry said.

"So I like lions, but wolves are cool too. So what should I draw?" Alex asked John. "Put them together!" "That's a great idea! It's a lolf!" "I'm just gonna do a turtle."

"So, what are you gonna draw, Romeo?" Chandler asked. "I'm gonna do a squid. It's my favorite animal." "Mine is a horse." Chandler said.

"Mine is flamingos." Albert said. "Cool." Henry said. "I'm drawing a dog." Albert drew a flamingo. All the kids finished drawing, so it was time to present.

"I drew a dog, and Aaron drew a lizard!" Kitty said. The lizard was just a green lime with more green lines sticking out of it.

"Me and Crutchie both drew a dog." Jack said. "My dog died last week." Catherine said, and started crying. "I'm sorry." Mr. Washington said. "His name was Dawg, spelled D-A-W-G." "Nice name." Davey said.

"Jeremy drew a goldfish, and I drew a snake!" Micheal said. The snake was just a green line.

"Evan drew a squirrel, and I drew a lobster." Jared said. "I drew a squirrel, and because I love trees, and squirrels live in trees." Evan said.

"I drew a gas tank." JD said. "JD, that's not an animal." Mr. Washington said. "I drew a bird." Veronica said. "That's nice."

"I drew a giraffe, and Catherine drew a monkey." Cleves said. "That doesn't look like a giraffe." Jared said. "Shut up Jared, it's a giraffe!"

"So I drew a squirrel, and Eliza drew a ladybug." Angelica said. "That's nice." "Ladybugs taste like hamburgers." JoJo said. Eliza started crying. "Look what you did JoJo!" Angelica said. "........Sorry."

"I drew a squirrel, and Maria drew a penguin." Peggy said. "She's a good drawer." "Thanks Peggy, you too."

"I drew a cow! Because cows make milk which makes cheese which makes Mac and cheese!" Thomas said. "I drew a parrot." James said. "I like parrots, I have one named Skittles." "He's mean though, he bit my nose." Thomas said.

"Mine is an alligator, and Hercules likes horses!" Lafayette said. "I love horses." Hercules said. "HORSES ARE FOR HORSES!" Veronica screamed. "Veronica, calm down." JD said. "Sorry."

"I drew a lizard, and Elmer drew a rat, and we drew a lizrat!" JoJo said. "My guess it would taste like chicken nuggets." JoJo said. "I don't know what rats taste like though." "Please never find out." Mr. Washington said.

"I drew a wolf, and Race drew a shark." Spot said. "I like wolves." "Me too!" Alex said. "No one asked." Spot said.

"So John drew a turtle, and I drew a lolf." Alex said. "What's a lolf?" "A wolf and lion fusion." "That looks the thing I have nightmares about that threatens to chop my head off and eat my parents." Race said.

"I drew a horse, and Romeo drew a squid." Chandler said. "Squids are really cool, but I like horses better." "I ate squid once at a restaurant, it was good." Angelica said. Romeo started crying. "You made my husband cry, you stupid face!" "Stop fighting girls." Mr. Washington said.

"Me and Heather both drew a chicken." Duke said. "We love chickens." "And I love chicken nuggets." Spot said. "Shut up!" McNamara said.

"I drew a unicorn, and Rich drew a cow." Martha said. "You drew Crutchie's mom?" Veronica said. "Shut up meanie!" Crutchie said. "My mom isn't a cow!"

"She could've been saying your mom is a unicorn." Jeremy said. "Jeremy, she was obviously talking about the cow." Rich said.

"I drew a flamingo, and Henry drew a dog." Albert said. "Flamingos are ugly." Charles said. "So are you." Albert said.

"Charles didn't draw anything, and he said my moose was ugly." Davey said. "Your moose looks cute!" Kitty said. "Thanks."

It was time for snack time.