Musical Preschool AU

𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚡

"How was everyone's weekend?" Mr. Washington asked. "Evan, why don't you start?" Evan immediately started crying as soon as Mr. Washington called on him.

"Evan, what's wrong?" "M-my fish, Pizza died." Evan said. "Oh no, what happened?" "My mommy told me to feed him, and I-I gave him m-m-mashed p-potatoes, and he died! I think he was allergic to mashed potatoes."

"Evan, you're supposed to give it fish food." Angelica said. "Oh? I didn't know that." "Well I'm sorry about your fish, who's next?"

"I went to the park." Jared said. "Me too!" Kathy said. "Okay, and?" "I was just saying." "I went to McDonalds." Jeremy said.

"My dog ran away from home." Veronica said, and then started crying. "If I was your dog, I would run away from home too." Crutchie said. "Shut up Crutchie!"

"I got a hamster." Thomas said. "I love hamsters!" Jane said. "I have one too, his name is Pickles, what's yours named?" Jane asked. "Mine is named Rocket. I saw him bite a kid in the store, and that's why I got him. He's pretty cool."

"I got a bit by a hamster at the pet store." Peggy said. "That's my hamster!" Thomas said. "He's not very nice." "Sorry about that." "I don't like hamsters now."

"I went to a birthday party." Jack said. "I was sick." James said. "I went to Albert's house." Race said. "Me and Race had a play date." Albert said. "I didn't do anything." Aaron said.

"I almost died." Spot said. "What happened?" Davey asked. "My cousin dared me to eat all the fish in my neighbor's fish tank, so I did. I ended up in the hospital. I got 50 dollars though." "Okay, well that was a bad choice. So today, you guys just do whatever."

Evan, Connor, and Jared were coloring, James and Thomas were playing with blocks, the Schuylers were playing dolls with Maria, Jane, Anne, Cleves, Catherine, Kitty, and Kathy were braiding each other's hair, Race, Spot, and Albert were playing with legos, Elmer and JoJo were reading, Aaron was sitting by himself.

John and Lafayette started arguing. "Alex is my best friend Lafayette!" "No, he's my best friend!" "You can both be my best friends!" "You can only have one best friend!" John said. "Alex, who's your best friend?" Lafayette asked. "Um... I don't know!" "Answer the question Alex!" "I DONT KNOW!" "ANSWER!" Alex ran away crying. "Oh great, look what you did Lafayette!" "Shut up meanie!" "Boys, stop fighting!"

Rich spilled his juice box. "Aw, I spilled my juice!" "5 second rule." Micheal said. "Oh, yeah!" Rich got on fours and started licking the juice off the floor. "Rich! Stop licking the floor!"

"I had an awful dream last night that I had a little brother. Thank god that will never happen." Davey said. "My daddy said to my mommy he's glad Zoe didn't turn out like me. I don't know what that means." Connor said. "It means you're a failure." Jack said. "What does that mean?" "It means you're really cool." "So my daddy thinks I'm really cool?" "Yeah."

"YOU LAID NEXT TO ANGELICA AT NAP TIME!!" Chandler screamed at Romeo. "I wasn't laying next to her! I don't like her like that!" "WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED!!!!!" "Hey just like my parents!" Elmer said. "NO ONE ASKED!" Chandler screamed. "Okay..."

*later when it's time to go home*

"Hey mommy. Daddy thinks I'm a failure! So why did he say he's glad Zoe didn't end up like me?" Connor proudly said. "Connor do you know what that means?" "Yeah, it means I'm really cool!" "No, not exactly. We'll talk about this later."

"How was school, Heather?" "I got a divorce!" "Why?" "He laid next to another girl at nap time."  "I want a divorce too." Kitty said. "Why?" "I don't want to be married to you anymore, I like Race." "Okay fine." Romeo said. "Yay! Hey Race do you want to get ma-" "No."