A Cozy Life With Pudding || Kozume Kenma

19.2 - A Kid's Curiosity

"I want to cry!" You cried into Kenma's chest as he stroked your head. It's already late at night and Kazu hasn't said a single thing to you at all, making you frustrated. "I swear I'm going to make this kid say he's sorry..."

"Why so competitive over him? He's just a kid."

"Because I don't like him!"

You pouted, snuggling up into your boyfriend's chest as he embraced you back. The whole day, Kazu had hogged him, always looking smug. You had no plans to let your boyfriend be swayed by that five year old kid. Kenma gave a soft chuckle. "Are you okay, babe?" Looking up at your boyfriend, he looked back at you away from his phone.

"Mhm, yeah... thanks, babe." You felt reassured with his arm wrapped around you. Shifting your body around, you looked up at your phone to see him at a wikiHOW page. "Whatcha looking at?"

"Don't worry about it..." You can hear the reluctance in his voice. Out of curiosity, you try snatching his phone, but both of you kept tugging. Eventually, you won him over as you looked at the title, 'How To Calm Down a Jealous Girlfriend'. You glared at the boy, pounding on his chest gently. "I'm not jealous!"

A playful giggle escaped from his lips, taking all of your soft punches. "I think you are." His hands crept down to your waist, exposed from your shirt lifting up, and wrapped around you. "I'm here, so feel free to complain all you want."

You grumbled, "Well... I'd prefer just to stay how we are right now... Not in the mood to remember that kid, refusing to eat his food, sneezing at Kuroo's crotch, comparing my ass to Bokuto's-"

"Okay, we can stop there." Kenma suddenly pulled you closer to have a whiff of your hair that was fresh out of the shower. "You smell nice..." You giggled softly at the boy that cozing up to you, running your fingers through his locks that feels dry and brittle to the touch.

"You should take better care of your hair, Kenma... It's damaged." You chided, but he tried to make you forget it with a peck on your lips. It made you flustered before snapping back. "Are you trying to shut me up before I scold you more?" He jumped up a bit with eyes averted from you. His lips wiggled weirdly, unable to express how to feel. Bingo, right at the mark. You tapped on his nose with a pout. "Don't think your tricks can make me stop getting mad at you! Don't even bother to take me lightly like Kuroo!..."

"It's not my fault that I want to kiss you." Kenma remarked, making you blush red. Another peck landed on your lips, making you taken aback. He cracked a small smile. "Can I just have a day without being scolded?"

You returned a smile back at the boy. "Of course, not." His smile dropped, making you giggle with a kiss on his cheek. You snatched his phone from him, making Kenma panicked. "I'll check out your pho-" When your eyes laid on his screen, another tab from wikiHOW spelled, 'How to Make Your Girlfriend Want To Have Sex With You'. Your face flushed red, shoving the phone to your boyfriend's face. "Did you really become a sex fiend like Kuroo?!?!"

"No- That was a long time ago-" Kenma tried thinking of excuses, but you already malfunctioned with mumbles from your mouth. "(Y/n), you're losing yourself..."

"A-Ah, yeah... I thought you'd want to do it here when... a kid is in our house." You timidly buried your red face in your hands. How embarrassing. You felt Kenma's arm wiggling underneath your waist as his whole body hovered over you. "K-Kenma?!"

A grin formed on his lips as his other hand reached for a box of rubbers in the bedside drawer. "Doesn't mean we can't do it." He licked his lips from top of bottom. For someone who is as quiet and shy, he is rather assertive. You couldn't help, but submit to him.

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Sounds were suppressed, only so quietly to hear you and Kenma hear each other. You kept yourself sane to remind yourself that Kazu is still here. Your boyfriend drove you crazy. The heated moment continued until there were loud knocks on the door, mixing with small ones. It disturbed the moment, making you and Kenma irritated. "KENMAAAAAAA!!!" Kuroo yelled through the door as you put on a large t-shirt and Kenma wrapped a towel around his waist out of laziness. "COME OUT OF THERE!!!"

Kenma grumbled, facepalming. "I'll go get out... you can stay." His hand remained on the side of his neck to cover up the bite mark you left there. You crawled on the floor to watch. As the door opened, there showed Kuroo with Kazu right by his legs. "What you want, Kuroo?"

A smirk crawled up to Kuroo's lips. "Oya? Seems like we came at the wrong time. Sorry about that." He caught you staring, winking at you with tongue sticking out that resembled so much like Oikawa's. You had an urge to punch the dude just to pull off an Oikawa on you. "Kazu wants to sleep with you guys and... he also wants to say something to (Y/n)."

Your name piqued your curiosity as you slowly walked to Kenma's side. Kazu fidgeted a bit with a pouty face before looking up at you. "I'm sorry... Onee-chan..." Behind his back, he pulled out a drawing of you, him, and Kenma. It was so badly drawn, but he got all your colors right. "Don't get mad... but can we sleep together?"

In your mind, you felt victorious, but you stayed calm and collected. Patting the kid's head, you smiled. "Thank you, Kazu, you're so sweet. Of course, we can." He seemed extremely pleased to hear you praise him. "Shit, he's going to hog Kenma to himself if we sleep together. I messed up." You continued to curse to yourself internally.

"Sorry, should we just leave to give you guys time?" Kuroo snickered, implying your disordered states.

"Well, mood ruined because of you. I'm really considering kicking you out once Kazu leaves." You sighed with a facepalm.

"What's this?!" Kazu exclaimed as he pulled the white towel around Kenma that slipped down. Everything went silent as Kuroo and Kazu took the time to examine what was behind it. "It's big!!!"

Kuroo smirked. "Oya, oya? What a big junk you ha-" He cut out as soon as Kenma quickly grabbed a nearby volleyball by the door to smash it into his face. He did not have the strength to make a huge impact, but it surprised Kuroo enough to fall behind.

"Hey, hey, hey! What's going on-" Bokuto paused, entering the hallway to see the state all of you guys are in. He replicated a devilish smirk like Kuroo's. "Oya, oya? Even though your body is small, down there is way bi-" It cut to the scene where Bokuto received a ball to his face as Kenma hurriedly wrapped his towel again. "Jeez, y'all so violent!"

Kuroo groaned, getting up slowly with his hand rubbing his head. "I'm sorry that I was complimenting your pen-" His mouth was immediately closed with Kenma's foot on it. "Mmprh!"

"Shut up." You can already tell the anger is slowly broiling within Kenma, starting to shove his foot in Kuroo's mouth. The bed-haired boy quickly pulled out a notepad to write down his words. He pulled it up, saying 'We can take your feet kink somewhere else!' That was the last trigger before Kenma kicked him in the face with his foot. "Can we just kick them out already?"

"There's nothing wrong with showing your junk, right, Kazu?" Bokuto trudged towards you four with a laugh.

"I wanna see Onee-chan's junk too!" Kazu's eyes gleamed with excitement as he started to approach you. Terrified, you backed up, holding down the rim of your t-shirt.

Kuroo got up, hurriedly telling him off. "Wait, wait, Kazu...! It's not good to- oH, SHIT HE'S COMING FOR YOUR JUNK, ONEE-CHAN!"

"HOW THE HELL IS HE THIS STRONG?! LET GO, KAZU! THERE AIN'T ANY JUNK FOR YOU TO SEE!"

"Onee-chan, how big is your junk?!"

"HE'S LIKE A POWER 5 GORILLA LIKE BOKUTO!"

"HEY, HEY, HEY! HE LOOKS LIKE YOU ON TOP OF THAT HE HAS MY STRENGTH! IS KAZU OUR CHILD, KUROO?!"

"CAN YOU GUYS GET KAZU THE FUCK OFF (Y/N) FIRST?!"