Messages [Harry]

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Harry:
You'll never guess what I just did?

Amanda:
Do I WANT to know?

Harry:
Probably not but either way, I'm gonna tell you.

Amanda:
If you were jerking off, I don't care, just don't go there.

Harry:
-_-
You honestly think so lowly of me, Mands. I'm heart-broken.

Amanda:
Sorry. As long as it was nothing sexual, then I'm all ears.

Harry:
I took your advice from the other week - I went for a luxurious, candle-lit bubble bath. And you were right! I have never known a luxury quite as fantastic.

Amanda:
I now hold blackmail in my text messages *laughs evilly*

Harry:
Blackmail?

Amanda:
Well, you wouldn't want your very masculine, I'm-So-Tough act to go to waste, would you? If people were to find out you had a bubble bath with candles, it may just ruin you, Styles.

Harry:
I am horrified that you would think of something so evil.

Amanda:
You can't trust me - I'm very strategic.

Harry:
I now realize that -_-

Amanda:
Sorry, I was joking. I just find it amusing that you had a bubble bath.

Harry:
Why? Guys can have bubble baths! :O

Amanda:
I know they can! It's just more of a girl thing, I think...

Harry:
Excuse me - have you never seen the episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S where Chandler has multiple bubble baths and is whirled into a land of bliss and contentment? Last time I checked, Bing was a man!

Amanda:
True, but there's just one thing wrong - F.R.I.E.N.D.S is a TV show! 

Harry:
Stop it, you're making me feel small.

Amanda:
You'll finally match your penis, then!

Harry:
My penis, huh? ;)

Amanda:
No.

Harry:
Uh-huh ;) ;)

Amanda:
NO!

Harry:
8====D  

Amanda:
You're gross.

Harry:
You love it, don't lie.

Amanda:
I'm not lying. Why would you send me a penis picture ... thing?!

Harry:
Well, I could always send you a picture of the real thing? ;) ;) 

Amanda:
Harry, stop. I have no interest in eyeing your pixie dick.

Harry:
There's nothing pixie about it! It's biiiiig.

Amanda:
Just like your ego, Styles.

Harry:
Urgh, you're no fun.

Amanda:
And you're not getting 'fun'!
:D