Messages [Harry]

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Amanda:
Please tell me the other guys hated One Direction?
I'm only thinking about your future reputation, Harry.
What if you all agree with this name and someone finds out how you thought of it because of your worm down under?
Think about that.

Harry:
Well, my lovely lady, let me tell you ... they LOVED the name, and we've agreed on it.
Wanna know why?
Because I told them the clean version: that our career should only be going in one direction.
Why the hell would I mention my penis, Amanda?!
That's just absurd! 
And not to mention, very unprofessional. 

Amanda:
That's right, Harry.
Keep lying to yourself.
But when this gets out to the public, don't come crying to me.

Harry:
The only people who know about the penis involvement is you and I, babe. And I am certainly not going to be telling anyone so I'd know it was you if it somehow leaked to the press.
...
Ha, I'm talking as if we're already famous.
This conversation may end up being fruitless if we don't get through to the live shows, Amanda.

Amanda:
Oh, yeah...
Maybe one of the reasons you may not get through is because of the penis part.
The more I think about it, the more I'm starting to believe that One Direction is as bad as Niall and the Potatoes ... just because of the truth behind the invention.

Harry:
Oh, stop it! 
You know very well that people will make jokes out of One Direction that no doubt will involve the male genitalia. 

Amanda:
"Point your erection in my direction!"
That will be me at the live shows, front row, cheering you on, Harry! 

Harry:
You dirty girl.
I love it x

Amanda:
Of course you do, you sleazy shit x

Harry:
You nasty bitch.

Amanda:
You cocky bastard.

Harry:
You ugly cow.

Amanda:
You failure.

Harry:
Ouch...
Too far, Mands :O

Amanda:
I'm sorry, I love you.
I didn't mean it!
...
Well, I didn't mean it as long as YOU didn't mean it.

Harry:
Why would I mean it? :O
Your lack of trust in me is truly astounding. 

Amanda:
I love you, sorry x

Harry:
You're forgiven.
I love you too x

Amanda:
Good! :D