short stories For OCs

Episode 1

The screen would open with Chibi Legionaries building the title and sun glowing from it followed by the disembodied voice of Team RWBY saying RWBY CHIBI*
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Cookies:
????:"Is the close clear?"
????????:"ya yang and Weiss are in the Courtyards and Blake's in the library."

Mysteriously out of nowhere both Ruby Rose and Aurelian Thrax would pop up behind the counter in the kitchen with a bowl eggs flower and of corse chocolate chips. Taking out a egg ruby would try and crack it

Ruby:*attempt 1*"Hey! Why won't it crack"
Aurelian:"try it again but harder"

Ruby:*attempt 2-4*"Come onnnnn Brake!"
Aurelian:"Huh thats one strong egg"

Ruby would give Aurelian that look before stepping back and smashing the egg into the bowl

Ruby:"NAAAAAAAA!"
Aurelian: .-.

Aurelian would than grab the flower and try and pour some out but it wouldn't budge

Aurelian:"ruby is it me or is this stuff broke?"
Ruby:"Beats me"
Aurelian:"I'll try shaking it"
Ruby:"Aurelian are you sure that's a good idea?"
Aurelian:"Nope but we both wants some cookies soooo...."

Shaking the flower over the bowl it would come out like a rushing wave

Aurelian/Ruby:"AAAAAAAAAA!"

Both Aurelian and ruby would both stand there dazed and covered in flower next it would show a clean counter with Ruby and Aurelian grabbing the chocolate chip bag.

Both ruby and Aurelian would grab one than eat it

Ruby:o-o
Aurelian:o-o

They'd than look at each other than the bag

Ruby:o-O
Aurelian:O-o

Ruby: .-.
Aurelian: .-.

By the power of roman engineering and Ruby Rose family magic both ruby and Aurelian would somehow grab handful after handful of Chocolate chips moving all around the room and somehow outside standing despite being on the third floor

Next we see ruby trying to move the spoon in the bowl to no success
Trying again she'd try and move it only to be launched Off screen. Next Aurelian would try only to slip and fall off the counter

Aurelian:"Ow"

Ruby would jump back in screen trying to kick the spoon only to be stopped with a sick cracking sound than she'd twitch her eye before falling on Aurelian

Aurelian/Ruby:"Ow"

Ruby would get up only to grab the chips and lay on the back counter pouting them into her mouth while kicking her leg like a dog

Aurelian:hah ruby I think Zewi trained you better than you trained him

Ruby:*while eating chocolate chips* "☆○☆"
We would finally come to a empty counter with only a glass of milk on it

Both ruby and Aurelian would both try and dip the cookies into the glass
Before both groaning in despair with ruby dropping to the ground and a Aurelian putting on a sad face mask the milk glass would fall on ruby and Aurelian would slip on it

Aurelian/ruby:"Oof"

Tranision screen would be ruby jumping up swin at the screen with crescent rose while rose peddles flow behind

Pin the tail

The screen would show a donkey picture with a target on it rear
Than a wild Weiss would appear hitting the targets rear just not the intended target.

(Offscreen)Ruby:"HIT!"
Weiss:"Yes"

Weiss would take off her blind fold only to see she hit Aurelian who was tapping something to the wall

Aurelian:*in pain*"Ya..you hit something"
Weiss:"Still a win"

Protect the innocent

As a ruby was skipping down the hall we'd transition to "Chad heaven" with a Chad 2nd Jesus christos and Constantine and a 2nd chibi Aurelian

Constantine:"so I send just 2 legions to beat his 8 legions and they got completely decimated

Aurelian/Constantine:*Insert Chad laughing here*

Jesus:"Aurelian how old is ruby again?"
Aurelian:"15 and a half why?"
Jesus:"and blake?"
Constantine::that emo looking bookworm than likes fish and acts like a cat?"
Aurelian:"i don't know somewhere between 17 and 19"
Constantine:"Aurelian I think that rose of yours is reading whatever that bookworm reads"
Aurelian:"and?"
Constantine:"doesn't she read things of "questionable" content"
Aurelian:"....JESUS CHRISTOS RUBY NO"
Jesus:"Dude...I'm right here"

As ruby was reading the book she'd stop one page to read it

(Offscreen)Aurelian:Protect the Innocent!

As ruby was about to turn the page Aurelian would come from nowhere and tackle both her and himself Offscreen

[Tranision would be a Chad Constantine punt kicking a chibi preatorian Offscreen]

Yang and Weiss would meet in the Courtyards with weapons ready as both charged Weiss would swipe at yang who'd duck just in time to save her hair curl after her hair being threatened yang would attempt to punch Weiss who'd block it with a glyph

Swinging down onto yangs gauntlet,yang would use the opportunity to smak away Weiss sword. jumping into the air yang would try for it to fire at Weiss only for Click  landing she'd try again to shoot Weiss opening her eyes Weiss would taunt yang till she figures out a simple solution and punches Weiss off screen leaving yang victorious.

[Tranision again]

We'd find blake scrambling in a panicked fashion looking for her book

Blake:Where is i?!

Looking left blake would embarrassingly look at Aurelian and ruby the latter holding her book "ninjas of love"

Blake:"Ruby,Is that my book"
Ruby:"This is filth FILTH

Suddenly twisting ruby would smak blake with her own book dropping her to the ground before Marching away leaving a twitching and dizzy blake and a disappointed Aurelian

Blake:"Can...Can I have my book back?"

Ruby:"Later"

Ruby would march off again only this time leaving a confused Aurelian and a blake still on the floor

Aurelian:"○-○"
Blake:*-*

(Roll credits: rwby chibi belongs to rooster teeth and Aurelian belongs to me)