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Chibi Questions with Chibi Reinhard

*Que RWBY Chibi intro*

Ready Annnd..Action

Reinhard:Welcome back everyone to "Our chibi world" today we will be answering questions and comments summited to us by our viewers and maybe soon readers.

Reinhard: our first question comes one Ruby Rose and it reads "what is it like when someone calls you a good "boy",Well little rose depending on who you say it to it can have many reactions personally i find it mildly offensive not saying i don't like it tho.

Reinhard: the next one reads "stop taking the whole couch and pushing me off"-jaune to that my boy i say hahaha hahaha no

Reinhard:this one is from shadow character #1453 it reads "will jaune ever stop being dense" to that my dear penny will explain why no universe exists were jaune isn't dense

Penny:thank you reinhard,now as you know the world is made of constants and variables jaune being dense is one of those constants as newton's law of jaune says "a jaune in a state of dense will remain dense till acted upon by a outside force"

Reinhard:thank you Penny,now we have a comment from miss Weiss "don't you know smoking and drinking are bad for you" hahaha well so is being a child soldier but we can't win them all little miss "im a political bargaining chip"

Reinhard:what does the next card say Penny

Penny:it reads from qrow, "whiskey or vodka?"

Reinhard:*long sip* Mmmm Beer

Reinhard:here we have a envelope from yang

As reinhard opened the envelope and looks at the content he closed it and then proceeded to burn it with a flammenwerfer

Reinhard:alright...*cough* next card reads from both zewi and Blake "bark bark,bark bark bark bark,and what do we do

Reinhard:as part animal myself I'm sure I can speak for all animals and faunus alike on that vacuums are a curse and frightening,while they are indeed fearsome you should never attempt to fight it the best course of action is to cover your ears and scream/bark or whatever you do as loud as possible to try and scare it off if that doesn't suit your taste you can always hide under or on top of a bed couches table or by climbing the shoulders of two tall people like pyrrha or yang

Reinhard:this letter is some shadow ruby and shadow nora it says "marry us" hahaha Penny how long does it take to get a restraining order...a month?....alright

Penny:now we have a letter from Weiss again it reads "do you want a stick"

Reinhard:while that is mocking and offensive i do indeed want the stick

Reinhard:this comment reads from my soul "dear physical Reinhard,how has it been since that train crash are you taking care of yourself are things better with Blake and why can I feel ruby's hugs from this star-y void"

Reinhard:well soul reinhard despite some rough moments and probably a smoking and alcohol issue things are going great but I am doing fairly well and talking care of our body things between me and Blake are getting better and for ruby's hugs well I guess she has that kind of power

Reinhard:well that concludes today's show tune in next time were we get dog advice from doctor Zewi