short stories For OCs

when world's mix

[Ostlands house 1946]

"Ah finally that meeting took forever Ivan I never thought katyusha could rant like that"

Ivan:she did say she had some of that chocolate from a german MRE she found,she's normally never that energetic even with chocolate still you listened to the whole thing with a smile if I didn't know better id say you had something for little Ukraine

"Umm...wait did you say german chocolate

Ivan:Da

"Was it in a disk"

Ivan:Da

"Ivan I'll call you back throw it away trust me"

"Poor Ukraine she's going to have a horrible crash...huh..WAS IM NAMEN GOTTES?!"

As Ost said that a rift would open than close but not before a human looking figure and 2D ball would fall out

"Umm"

????????:Ostball I told you take a right  now where the hell are we huh

Ostball:[Ostland I think we have landed in another Osts Home]

Ostland:What makes you say that

Ostland:Ummm hi?
"...."
Ostball:[Hello there]

Ost would tap one of the letters that appeared when the 2D ball "talked" which would make it fall down

Ostland:Ost are you finished

"just one more....WER SIND SIE, WIE HABEN SIE HIER ERHALTEN, WARUM DIE HÖLLE DIESER BALL 2D IST UND WIE KANN ES SPRECHEN?"

Ostland:we are you just from a different world how well one by that portal and strangely even if worlds change locks don't and that is whats called a country ball another form of us and how I honestly don't know

Ostball:[I can also grab stuff without having visible limbs]

Ostland:how about we all sit down and have some tea

"Ya ya that's a good ideal"

[Time skip brought to you by ostball struggling to get into a tall chair]

"OK so your me from what was it again:

Ostland:well I'm whats called a country human my 2d friend is a country ball and you are well a anime personification of The state"

"So how many universes are there"

Ostland:a whole lot like everything someone writes a story with you in it another one of us appears

Ostball:most of the time its your universes once and awhile Ostlands and never mines and strangely for some reason those story creators really really like making the characters gay for no reason except "BeCaUs Ma ShIp"

"Someone tried to pair me with ivan"

Ostland:yep

"Alright let me make this clear to anyone who tries to make a story with me id rather steal Ukraines flowers while holding her pet Crimea and stand in front of Belarus trying to get to her brother Ivan and taunt the female version of me while they are on their periods than be paired with any fucking dude

Ostball:how funny since there is,last time we saw her she was getting ready for some fancy dinner

"(o_o)(-_-)(o_o)"

Ostland:If its any comfort you don't look that bad
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[Somewhere in a different world]

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"Anyways how did you get here"

Ost:well we don't really know we were suppose to take a left at a tunnel  but his idot decided to go right

Ostball:hey do you know how hard it is to drive when you can barely see over the wheel

Prussia:Hey Osty have you seen west...Oh mein gott its happening again.
Closing the door prussia would go running down the hall

Prussia:WEST WEST ITS HAPPING AGAIN