short stories For OCs

Adventures of Ostland No.1

[Kurland Pocket 1945]

Its been two days since Germany surrendered to the allied forces,Ostland hearing the news was Saddened but not broken mostly because Germany borderline told him to go kill himself in the form of a order that the Reichskommissariat was to be dissolved which he promptly sent a telegram back that read and I quote "Bleiben Sie ruhig. Das Reichskommissariat bleibt bestehen. Der Grenzschutz hält Kurland. Es gibt viel zu tun." Or in other tearms "Fuck off you dumbshit we aren't giving up the Baltic I'll see you at the next family gathering  if I live".

Ostland was alone in that pocket save for Latvia so more or less ost but younger. lithuania went the path of  Italy when the soviets came and he sent Estonia over to Finland. Latvia remained as the kurland pocket was in Latvia.

Latvia:so kommisar, whats the plan

Ostland:we tell the reds politely yet firmly to go fuck off

Latvia:and then

Ostland:we pray America comes

Latvia:thats it

Ostland:you have any better ideas

Latvia:your plan it is

As dumbass one and two were planning on how to escape Siberia the reds showed up

Soviet Union:Alright kids we had our fun some of us laughed and some of us cried

Ostland:Was that before or after we freed St.Petersberg from your commie  hands

Soviet Union:THE POINT ITS...The point is its time to give up so either your surrender to us or to those vile Americans I'll even get Germany to ask

Both Latvia and ostland glanced at each other and then back at Soviet before laughing

USSR:*Confused Communist Sound*

Ostland:You can tell that blond asshole to suck it as for you soviets each and everyone of you can go fuck off,expect for you ukraine was a nice time knowing you

Everyone looked at ukraine with a suspicious glance

Belarus:Katyusha is there something we need to talk about?

Ukraine:Definitely not Natasha!

Russia:are you sure Kat?

Ukraine:S-Shut up ivan!

Soviet Union:Katyusha i understand your interest in boys but did have to be some fascist dog

[Ostland]

Ostland:as funny as it is watching you tease little keivan russ let's get back to the point

USSR:Your correct so about that surrender

Ostland:how 'bout no

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Five Minutes Later]

Ostland:Run Latvia Run!

Latvia:There catching up Kommisar!

About 15 minutes of running the two came to a stop at a small sloping clift the two would catch their breath and laugh

Ostland:heh man I never thought we'd lose them

Latvia:you said it kommisar....do you hear that?

USSR:Ura!

Ost&Latvia:AHHHH!

As the red tide came closer ukraine tripped over a rock and crashed into ost and sent them both down the small clift with a notable dust cloud and them landing in a very...suggestive posture. And the reds and Latvia made it the bottom and by stalins mustache was ivan lucky that brought a camera

Belarus:Katyusha are you ok?

Ukraine:*Groans of pain in slavic*

Latvia:Kommisar?

Ostland:*Groans of pain in germanic*

Ukraine would sit up forgetting something mildly important

Ussr:Alright kid get up

Ukraine:I just hit my head give me a minute

Ussr:No get up because your about to suffocate the teuton with your thighs

Ukraine:Hm?

Parting her legs a bit revealed Ostland whose face looked a bit to much like a byzantine banner in that it was very purple

Shooting up like a V-2 rocket She'd start stammering and shouting while the teuton in question was trying to catch her breathe

Ukraine:Боже мій, ти в порядку Я не хотів приземлитися на тебе, ти не боляче, але ти також ворог Ах, я такий суперечливий

Russia:Katyusha breath why don't you, speaking of that teuton are you goingnto surrender

Ostland:i-i am willing to negotiate a separate peace deal

Ussr:good kid