A roman,byzatine and two nutjobs

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-peaceful music-

?×2:Ahhhhh

Yep your wondering who are these two dumb fucks screaming in terror its non other then Marius Romulus and Odaenathus Valdor and what is the unholy creatures they are running from. Well when a certain ginger doesn't get their Pancakes they get mad and the other a shark toothed woman who felt like tracking Marius like a bloodhound would make good training
-sometime that morning-

Nora:(sing song)Oh odaenathus its that time of day

Odaenathus:alright alright let me get dressed will you

After getting dressed in his dark blue dress shirt grey pants and boots, Odaenathus would then go into the bathroom to bandaged his hand (because a certain blonde used his lance to roast marshmallows and he didn't figure out it was still hot untill after he burned his hand trying to clean it) after all that dressing Odaenathus went into the kitchen

Odaenathus:alright thunder thighs what will it be today

Nora:CHOCOLATE CHIP

Odaenathus:ah the usual

Walking to the cabinet Odaenathus would open it and dear God there wasn't any "but I just bought some" thought Odaenathus. -flash back brought to you by ruby stealing every bit of chocolate in beacon-

Odaenathus:sorry kid looks like all the chocolate vanished

Nora:Ruby😠,alright normal pancakes but they better be twice as good!

Odaenathus:pancake classic comming up

Opening another cabinet the worst thing was revealed they ran out of stuff to make pancakes

Odaenathus:bad news Nora we're out of pancake material...Nora...Nora say something

Nora:Your going to go to the store and get pancake matter

Odaenathus:b-but the stores closed today

Nora:You Are Going To The Store Or

Odaenathus:umm umm YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY KNEE CAPS

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Odaenathus:umm umm YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY KNEE CAPS

-proceeds to commit self-defenistration aka-

-proceeds to commit self-defenistration aka-

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