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oikawa
dammit
iwa-chan wanted to come
with us or whatever 🙄
y/n
LMAOO
what are you mad for?
oikawa
i wanted to snag some alone
time with you
and iwa-chan has to ruin it
iwaizumi
deal with it mf
y/n
well technically we wouldn't
be alone because sierra's with
us so
oikawa
fUck
i forgot she was the whole
reason why we're going
to hyogo in the first place
y/n
yuh ✨
iwaizumi
anyways, what's the plan
y/n
so we're going to use the
helicopter that osamu's gonna
send us, then we'll stop at china
to buy some pork buns, then we
will circle the pacific ocean, to go
to america, next to Europe and
africa.
and then, scuba diving in
bora bora, explore the
madagascar, join the European
union, elect me as
president of the Philippines.
leave oikawa behind in the
amazon forest.
after that, we can land
in hyogo
iwaizumi
are you kidding me 😐
y/n
obviously not iwa
facts only
oikawa
wHY AM I THE ONE
BEING LEFT BEHIND
iwaizumi
twink
y/n
PLEASE—
oikawa
streaks dhmu 🔒💔
only the real ones know
y/n
anyways, that's
our itinerary.
iwaizumi
BE SERIOUS Y/N
y/n
I AM SERIOUS IWA-CHAN
iwaizumi
do you wanna be punished?
y/n
in what way? 😏
i mean—
iwaizumi
what a naughty little girl
y/n
only for you daddy 🥵🥵🥵😏
but🙄whenever👁I👀see🐉you😛and😲you❌act👴like🧖♀️a👁BAUGHKA🥺MMMMMMM
oikawa
nO NO NO
LEAVE IWA-CHAN RN
iwaizumi
lol
y/n
ur free to join us
oikawa
i've got two holes
for a reason
oikawa
oOO say less 👀
iwaizumi
what 👁️
y/n
oKAY, let's
get serious now
we'll meet in front of
the school at 7:00 in the
morning on monday. sierra's mom
rented a van and we're gonna
be taking that to hyogo
iwaizumi
okay
we're gonna be there for
a week, yeah?
y/n
yesssss
sierra's gonna be the
one driving by the way
oikawa
she can drive?
y/n
yup, she's actually
a pretty good driver.
oikawa
good, cuz im not risking
my life
y/n
shut up twink
oikawa
i—
iwa-chan you did
this! 😡😤🤬
iwaizumi
twinkle toes
y/n
leonardo da twinky
iwaizumi
twinky pie
oikawa
I WILL NOT STAND FOR
THIS OIKAWA SLANDER
y/n
then sit
iwaizumi
PFFT 💀
oikawa
i hope both your chargers
only work when you twist
it a certain way. 🤬🤬🤬
gn.
y/n
good night,
don't let the twink
bugs bite.
oikawa
STOP, I SAID STOP.
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