Cat noir, is no longer a kitty noir and he's experiencing new love with Marinette as Adrien Agreste. What will happen 😯. (Wether this is satire or not is up to you fellas)
~ He woke up ⬆️ and felt a pep in his step today he was planning on ignoring his son 🤫 he brushed his teeth and nooroo watched from the background in sadness.
"Hehehe so fun 🙋♀️" Gabriel thought
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He wore a mask because pandemic and he also wore a cool cap and than he blew a kiss to himself in the mirror 😩 "I am loerking good." Burps.
Burps are mouth farts. And that's a fact.
He sashayed out of his room and into the entrance of his mansion, where he saw the family portrait
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"Nathalie tell my son I don't have time for stupid things bc I'm busy 🤦🏻🤟🏼" Nathalie nodded and left to go tell Aedrun (abuse in the household) he left his home, watching an old man struggle to cross the street he laughed internally. "HAHA STRUGGLE" he skipped off into the sunrise 🌄
His plan was, make somebody angry enough to akumatize them, get bread and watch the sunset like usual 😎.
As he was walking by he saw Paris's favorite bakery, he entered the bakery and saw the baker "w h a t w o u l d y o u l i k e?" The baker asked Gabriel smirked "the usual" The baker wiggled his eyebrows and shoved a piece of ficelle bread 🥖 in the bag. "Ha thanks"Gabriel said and than he thought of something. "Btw your breath stink🤢" the baker widened his eyes "waht but I wear mask 😷 " Gabriel laughed "smell so bad me smell" and the baker said "No 😣" but Gabriel laughed again "yes 😩" and he left the vacinity. Gabriel cackled as he walked down the street, his job of making people angry was NOT finished yet.
He kicked a kid, pushed an elderly woman down the stairs and than scared a sleeping baby. Hee hee 😜. "So much fun I should do this more often 😠" he bit his bread as he saw a couple break up, It was a beautiful view watching them both cry and than leave.
Beep beep , it was his phone notification. He looked down and saw a ladybug edit
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"Grrr so bad grrr not cute" he growled under his breath "no no no I won't let this pass!" He got up and ran into the sunset crying in anger "no no cute 🥺😭😢"
"IM the alpha IM the leader" he yelled. And than he saw a kitty and it reminded him of Kitty Noir
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Ugh I can never get miracuwloas now how will I revive wife...
He cried rlly hard. He walked sadly back home.
The walk back home~
On the walk home he passed by a elderly couple holding hands and that made him sad 😔 "grr me wife dead" he thot.
Tatertot tatertot🥶 It begn to rian and he saw a cow 🐮 a wealthy cow "mooooo" it said meaning "you're not in control 😣" And Habriel said "noooo 😰" he ran from the wealthy cow, when he reached his house he ran inside and began to shake his phat head in anger "that ladybug 🐞 edit is the cause of my problems "stop it no no no" he cried and Nathalie came out "Gabriel what's wrong 😰" and he just cried and ran to his lair.
- Meanwhile with Adrien "I HATE MY DAD" he said . Before going to bed but he had 2 nightmares 😰
He woke up in fear and shivered "I wanna see Marinette 😰😭" End scene
