Cat noir, is no longer a kitty noir and he's experiencing new love with Marinette as Adrien Agreste. What will happen 😯. (Wether this is satire or not is up to you fellas)
Gabriel agrestuvu was nervous "Uuhh...g-grrr no.." he said
"What wrong?" Natalie asked
"My plan is almost complete but we are missing something important." He said
"Well what is it?"
"A snail." He said
"Well we can buy one at a pet store." Natalie said
"NO. We need a specific one." He said
"I do not follow"
"Long ago 3 snails came together to create our universe. A purple snail and pink snail and an orange snail" He said
"But-" he cut her off (#allmenarethesame)
"They got into a battle with another universe god and sadly the orange snail died, the purple and pink snail are still missing we need one of those snails to help make me powerful enough to get the miraculouses" he said
"Wouldn't it be better if you got the snail and wished for your wife back?" Natalie asked
"You can't those snails can't grant wishes" he said.
"Oh..."
(Plot convenience) - Gabriel agrestove put on his adventure hat and walked out of his tent.
He had waited till night time.
"Machu Pichu, Peru..." he said breathing in the air 🥶
He looked at his ancient scrolls
"Shrunk to size of normal snail... extraordinary bright colors... scattered across the world...." he said skimming it.
I clozd his eyes and breathed out looking around
"For Emily ☹️🥺🥺"
He knew snails loved dark and damp places, he moved a log and saw a pink slime trail.
He didn't get his hopes up.
He followed it closely. Observing it.
And than he saw pink snail
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He chased after it but suspiciously the snail disappeared.
He looked around and saw no slime trail he slumped down and looked up and saw the snail climbing up the tree this time he grabbed a bowl and used it to trap the snail.
"Finally."
-
Holding the snail in his hands he wondered how he could consume the powers of this great ancient creature.
The scrolls never said how to consume the snail and he only had 1 chance.
"Pink snail. What's your name"
"Shelly...you must let me go please. I need to find my brother."
"I can't let you go."
"Why not???"
"I don't want to 🙄🙄🙄 now tell me how to get ultimate power dumb dumb"
"I don't know."
He drank milk while thinking he only had 1 one chance
(Gabriel Agreste is evil bc he drinks milk)
He put the snail in the cage and went to bed.
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That night a trilobite visited him
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"Dearest Hawk Moth what you do is 4 luv " it spoke to him
"I can help you, you must drink Shelly's blood."
"Her blood?!" Hawk moth asked in disgust
"Yeah see ya" the Trilobite left, Hawk Moth awoke and looked over and on the walls of his tent were scribbled instructions on how to get Shelly's blood and how to drink it.
That wasn't there before perhaps the trilobite put it there for him...
- Shelly had died during the procedure. The earth shook and his heart shook in his chest he lifted up the cup and drank it.
It had left a sour and bitter after taste Hawk Moth gagged and he felt tired.
