Cat noir, is no longer a kitty noir and he's experiencing new love with Marinette as Adrien Agreste. What will happen 😯. (Wether this is satire or not is up to you fellas)
I wok up and slammed the alarm I slept on the floor bc Mari wanted the bed and sleeping next 2 pretty gyals makes me nervous and I have irritable bowl syndrome .
We packed our bags "I'm a bit scarred 😭😭" Mari told me
"I know Pookie but we have 2 save the world and more importantly snaily..."
"U rite baefy were is snaily N E wayz?"
"She's on the moon rn she wanted to see the moons ugly craterz"
we walked 2 the outside and we saw him
"DWAYNE!!!"
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I almost pooped my pants with excitement "Dwayne?" Mari asked
She don't know much tbh "yeah he drives me places he's fast but what happened to ur old car???
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"Idk how but I managed to crash it 😼" I nodded and put our bags in the trunk and got inside. Mari slid next to me and we buckled up
"So y'all need to go to Machu Pichu? 😼"
we nodded
"Perf 😼"
I grabbed mari's bags and my bags and put it in the trunk and than went to sit next to Mari
"Buckle up 😼" He smirked and we buckled up "this is a new button so bear 🐻 with me 😼" he clicked a pink button and the car shook violently and we zoomed past the streets
"I love this song!" I yelled and Dwayne yelled back "Me too 😼!" We had to yell since Dwayne has super loud speakers and he likes his music to be blasting so hard the car shakes.
I turned over to mari 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓴 𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓲 𝓰𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓻
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"It okay" I said and held her hand
c r u n c h
"Huh?" Mari said "oops sorry besties I ran a car over 😼"
"WHAT???" Mari yelled "it's okay we'll just fly away like nothing happened 😼"
"We are now ready to ascend. Click whenever you are ready" Dottie said and Dwayne hit the red button and the car flung up and started go straight forward
"Great now I'll just put it on auto pilot lol 😼" Dwayne said
"So Dwayne are u also a god?" I asked
"Ha! I wish I just only guide them to places that's been my job for centuries 😼"
I was confused
"I've been called 'The Guider of Realms' and a long list of other stuff, I usually guide Gods to their destinies, and places they can't go by themselves to help for their journeys! 😼"
He drank his Starbucks "Are you the only guide?" I asked and he nodded "There's a lot of things normal humans don't know, did you know BTS and 1D are Demigods 😼"
"Demigods? What's different?" Marinette asked
"Unlike Gods, Demigods only have very little power, like their name suggest they're only half gods so they're not really respected by most gods 😼."
"Imma sleep now, we'll be arriving in 2 hours help yourself to anything in the cooler lol 😼"
