Cat noir and the power of love 😔

A night out in Peru

A/N: rn Adrien and Marinette are not on speaking terms.

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Gabriel Agtestutu hands shake with intensity he feels the power of the snail.

"Snail snail snail" he herd in his Brian

He decided 2 go 2 the bar 🤪🤪🤪

"Dragon Titties"

Perf 🤪💅🏼.

He entered the bar "can I get a rock on the rocks?" He asked

"Uhhh that's just ice on ice sir."

He snapped his head up "did I ask???????🙄🙄🙄"

".... "

"...fine can I get a Malibu Sunset" he asked

The bartender made the drink.

"Huh? only whores drink Malibu Sunsets." He beard and snapped his head over

"Bill Nye?????"

"Yeah it me 🙄"
"Grabiel was confused his head thumped harder and he sipped his Malibu Sunset

"I want a bourbon 🥃 on the rocks 🪨 ( 🧊)" Bill Nye said he must've been having a hard day 😕😕.

"R u okay Bill...." Grababie asked

"DO NOT call ME Bill like u know me purrsonalay" he said chugging his drink

Than he began to uncontrollably sob and gubrie began to pat his back "I'm so sorry Grabiel I luv ur work" Bill Nye said

"Yeah...? What happened?"

"I was at work and I love my job but suddenly my wife called me and said we got robbed.." grannie gasped

"It doesn't rlly matter I can gain it back cause I'm rich x" Bill Nye said

"SO WHAT IF IM THE MONSTERRRR" they heard and looked at the entrance and in came Gabbie Hannah "get me a goddamn Sex on The Beach!" She said sitting next 2 gabriel

"Only sluts drink that..." Bill Nye whispered 2 Gabriel. Gabbie Hannah flared her nostrils "I HEARD THAT BILL" she got up angrily "WELL DID I STUTTER UGLY "

"🤭" Gabriel said

Gabbie Hannah Jumped on her chair and launched herself forward to try and tackle Bill but Bill moved over and she fell on her face

"I'm every woman they're all in me 🎶 "

a angelic voice chimed out everybody in the bar looked over, Gabbie Hannah whose nose is bleeding,

Bill Nye whose standing near Gabbie, The bartender who was hiding behind the bar, the people in the back who are now even more confused, and Gabriel who was worried.

There she was Whitney Houston (rest in peace queen)

"Whitney... I thought you were dead...." Gabriel said.

"I'm never dead, legends never die x "

Pink lemonade.

"Does that mean my wife isn't dead?" Gabriel asked

"No. I said legends never die."

"Hey guys." Mitski said coming in. Almost immediately the air was cleansed, everybody wiped their tears at the two greatest figures in the room.

Whitney Houston

And

Mitski.

Heart ❤️ heart ❤️

"Can I get a Shirley Temple please" Mitski asked sitting down.

Gabriel was confused on why so many famous figures were here "Is Dragon Titties a famous place??" Gabriel asked himself he finished his Malibu Sunset feeling slightly better.

He said bye bye to everybody getting their numbers, he needed to go home soon to his wife.

(He forgot he has a son btw)

He went 2 his hotel and slept.