Cat noir, is no longer a kitty noir and he's experiencing new love with Marinette as Adrien Agreste. What will happen 😯. (Wether this is satire or not is up to you fellas)
"Machu Picchu info:around Espejos de Agua there is a universal opening"
That was easy 😴 as heck
I clicked the guide to how to close a universal opening "use godly powers Dwayne will train u"
"Huh..." I said "Lol it's easy 😼😼😼" I heard Dwayne say
"Teach me" I said
"Kk but we need to go there 😼"
~ We arrived and I saw a purple portal in the ground, I decided to put my head in it and underneath me was a body of water. I got yanked up by Dwayne
"Focus😼!" He yells and I nod
"Lift ur hand up 😼" I lifted my hand up "squeeze your hand like imagine your squeezing a grape 😼😼😼" he says . . . . I closed it "btw why did I have to do it?" I asked
"You seem to be the strongest god atm 😼"
"Why couldn't you do it ?"
"😼"
Dwayne handed me money "what's this for??" I asked "go to the teen bar and entertain urself 😼😼😼"
"Where's mari?" I asked "up ur butt 😼" and then he disappeared. ~ I arrived and the sign outside said "Teen Bar: super hot" and I went in and sat at the "bar" I stared at the bartender "what u want?" He asked angrily "uhm a Shirley Temple?" I gave him 2 dollars and he gave me a Shirley Temple. I drank it
"Ur a slut Gabbie" I heard a drunk man say I turned over and it was Bill Nye and he turned to look at me
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From his face I cold tell he was super drank 😩 I bit my lip nervosly "uh hi??" I siad "omg Gabriel is that you???" He syad his wodrs slurrd
"What?" I askd do I really look like mr.dad????
"I missed you buddy you disappeared after the day we met" he began to cried "I'm srry 2 tell u this I'm not Gabriel but he is my dad ...."I sad
"Oh... I'm sorry you look like him." Bill nue whiprd his treas
"Btw why are you at the teen bar???" I asked
"They banned me at dragon titties bc of bar fighting Gabbie Hannah...that slut!" He yelled
He drank his whiskey and got up. "I'm going back to The Hotel."he told me "what hotel?" I asked
"The Hotel" he sad drankly
"Yeah ik but what hotel??" I asked
"The Hotel" he replied
"Uh okay?" I said confused he nodded and left
"HEY YOU DIDNT PAY" the bartender yelled
"thank u" bill Nye said and burped and left
"I'll pay" I said and gave him some muny And went back to Dwaynes hotel.
