Cat noir, is no longer a kitty noir and he's experiencing new love with Marinette as Adrien Agreste. What will happen 😯. (Wether this is satire or not is up to you fellas)
I closed thy portal "wow this is so friggin easy!" I stretch and I lok over 2 Dwayne 🤍😩.
"Now what 🧍🏼?" I ask standing "wanna see what I do 4 fun😼?" He smile at me
I nod
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We were digging holes "sometimes I get fun things like coins and gold but mostly decomposing human bodies but it's till fun! 😼" I'm stop digging and looking at him like 😟
"Ha 😼"
"Ha 😟??"
That's when I toch something squishy I look down and dig more and see something pink and Orange..
"Hey these things look like Snaily." I pick them up and Dwayne crawls over
"Woah id never think I'd ever see Slimey or Shelly, well especially their dead bodies.😼" he said
"They don't feel dead.. it's like they still have some life force like it's very little but still..." I said
"Ooo that means we can revive them! 😼"
"Revive them? How?" I asxk
"Easy" he grabs them and squishes them a glowing light erupts from his hands and he opens his hands again and they start moving around
"Woah...." I said and they wiggle some more
"AHHHHH" the pink one was squealing "oh nvm I'm safe now..." they move around "uhm who are you?" They ask
"Soy adrien agrezte 1 🥺 ov Snaily god and tis is my Guide Dwaynie" I smile 😊
"SNAILY??? I'm Shelly I'm their sibling 😀🙏🏼"
"Shelly? It's me Slimey how tf am I alive???" Slimey asks
"Dwayne help u 🙋♂️" I say
"Well where is snaily?" Slimey ask
"On the moon 🌝 we cn sen you to hr by snapping our toes 2gther twice 😼" Dwayne says
Snap snap
zap zap
they were gone I puked a little and than we walkd hom
We pon gate and see a misyorieys male
He thrusts his hips in a circular moshion 😟😟😟😟😟
"Helleur?" I say and he turns ovr "I see u've returned ha!" He jumps up and tries to cick me and I simply move to cover my face and a forcefield appears and he falls down
"Ugh let me kidnap u stupid blondie"
?!?!! 😶😶😧😧😧😟😟😟😟😟😟
"Q-Que????" I said slowly backing away but I hit a wall and he smirked coming up to me he kissed my lips it was a passionate-
I pushed him "bro what????" I said Dwayne watched in confusion
"GRR IT DIDNT WORK" the man (he wasn't really a man he was 16)
He looked mad and confused he grabbed my wrists but Dwayne stopped him "Thats enough bestie 😼" he threw the man over his head and he hit the concrete and was knocked out "why did he kiss me????" I asked Dwayne fluttering my eyelashes all sexy like 😏😏😏😏
"He probably has like a charm spell maybe he was hoping his kiss would either knock you out or put you under a controlling love spell 😼"
"W-w-wow 😟😟😟😟 thats supes scary !" I said shaking
"Mhm 😼" Dwayne tied up the m'am and we dragged him in and put him in the living room, Dwayne checked his bodie "I knew it" he had a tattoo that said
"BLBB"
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"Gasp! What does that mean ????" I asked Dwayne
"As I suspected 😼😼"
"?"
"BLBB stands for Boaz's Little Bunny Bitch I knew he would try and pull a stunt like that Adrikins he's like that...he's onto us 😼" he tells me
"We must leave at 3 am we have no time to waste. We need to arrive to Seoul ASAP! BTS is there and they can help us. 😼" he tol me
I nod and we hide the man with note written on a napkin in red crayon "pls do something 2 him putball"
