Hey guys! TWO CHAPTERS TONIGHT Woo!
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- Every OC has Insomnia.
"How'd you sleep Miranda?"
"What is sleep? Never heard of it. Can I eat it? God I'm starving."
- Every OC has abusive parents that use their children for nefarious purposes.
"Miranda's parents used her as a tool."
"Kiley's mother used her as a weapon."
I used Miranda as a spatula on one occasion.
#BestParentEver
- Every OC has an eating disorder.
"Want some food Kiriko?"
"Haven't eaten in 3 months, man. This diet is going so well. Look at these rock hard abs!"
*Reveals a figure so weak that her skin hugs her spine*
- Every OC has a positive relationship with Sasuke even if they've never met him.
"Sasuke attempted to kill myself and Kakashi and I need you to track him down."
"Oh I'm sure he didn't mean it."
"Really now? I guess when I promote you to a Jounin, I simply won't mean it."
*MLG bomb goes off*
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#TsunadeRekts #SatireAchieved #MoreLikeTsunaslay
- Every OC has some important person trying to capture them when they're pretty much the most OP thing alive.
> Hasn't done shit to take any of them out.
> Qualified to be Hokage.
- Every OC has some sort of disease at some point.
Tuberculosis
AIDS
Heart cancer
Ebola
Yes, Ebola.
- Every OC has a very low attention span.
"Super important mission debrief. The Akatsuki are-"
"ZOMG A BUTTERFLY THOSE THINGS ARE LI-TER-A-LLY MY LIFE!"
"What exactly is your life at this point? I'm confused as to what's keeping you alive, because I REALLY want to stab it."
*MLG bomb goes off*
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#DrunkageComeback #MedicalNinjaSwagger #DestructionRebirth #MoreLikeKappakage
- Every OC has the exact same personality as Naruto.
"I'm pretty stupid, but I care for my friends and appreciate everything in the world."
"Bitch stay in your ninja lane."
- Every OC has the same god damn complicated outfit.
Atleast we're not One Direction Fanfics with their damn tribal print pants and sweatshirts.
- Every OC has a buddy-buddy relationship with the Hokage they insult every single day.
"Hi Miranda!"
"Trudalu, fuck you Hokage!"
"Don't you just love her? Cause I don't."
*MLG bomb goes off*
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#DontMessWithTsunade #SuperiorSlugQueen #LegendarySaltine #CantHealThoseBurns
Edited: August 2016
