Oh my god, 100 views! You guys make me smile, I'm not joking. I should record a video of me crying over this, no joke. (2014)
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- Konan is always the one who gives out fashion advice or makes paper crafts rather than being a badass Akatsuki member who suffocated people and kills them with paper.
Fanfictions: Putting women in their place for the past 8 years.
- Hidan curses a hell of a lot more than he honestly should.
"WHO THE F*KING SH*T A** H** B*TCH F*CKER OF A D*CK SH*T B*TCH ATE MY F*CKING DEWRITOS?"
And then you find out it's been written by an 11 year old.
I cry every time.
Who taught you these words?
- The only Akatsuki member you ever see doing something useful is the OC.
Because the rest are too busy doing a 10-way gang bang. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Kisame is always referred to as an Uncle or some form of food-related nickname.
Just because Sasuke and Sakura named their daughter "Salada" doesn't mean that you can name Kisame fishsticka.
- Kakuzu is always counting his money and never tries to gain more.
It was 49,000 ryo last chapter and it's not going to change, bro. Get a job.
Lazy bitch.
- Pein never kills anyone or tries to damage the OC. He really just sits in his room and does nothing all day.
> Qualified to be Hokage
- Every member of the Akatsuki is completely care-free when the OC leaves, you know, knowing everything about the organization.
We'll just send you out on a golden chariot with magical wing to fly you right to the Intel Corp of Konoha.
#Logic
- The OC always has an iPhone 5 on them that never loses battery and always has reception throughout the entire book.
Naruto. Cause technology doesn't exist.
- The OC has a phone when they will never use it or will never need it.
#LogicsReturn
- The OC brings someone back to life when they should have never died in the first place.
Just...
No.
Edited: August 2016
