Louis: "Hello!"
Harry: (caught off guard) "Wait- I was supposed to--"
L: (ignoring Harry) "Welcome back to whatever the hell this podcast is!"
H: (trying to get himself together) "For the love of- I'm Harry."
L: "And I'm Louis!"
H: "I guess we're just jumping into this. I don't think we have a proper introduction."
L: "Who needs proper introductions when spontaneity exists?"
H: (teasing) "I didn't know you knew words like spontaneity."
L: "Shut up."
H: "So, we've got a whole mess of things to talk about today. I think the first is- what does this say? Your handwriting is so shi--"
L: (somewhat offended) "Oi!"
H: "For those of you who don't know, I don't actually have notes. It's just Louis' questionable handwriting in the photos he sends me."
L: (no longer offended) "Hey, speaking of, did you see the photo I sent you?"
H: "Of what?"
L: "I'll send it again."
H: "Oh, that's so concerning. Should I be worri--"
L: (cutting Harry off) "It's Rudolph."
H: (looking at the photo Louis sent him of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. It's drawn over some ukulele chords) "That's a nice drawing."
L: "Thank you. Rudolph thanks you."
H: (trying to move on) "Cool, so,--"
L: (with deafening amounts of volume) "THEN ONE FOGGY CHRISTMAS EVE."
H: (wincing) "My God, please calm down."
L: (calmly) "I'm considering a career in the arts."
H: "Louis Van Gogh."
L: "Yes, that's my new name. I'll be in contact."
H: "With who?"
L: (as the first one to succeed in moving on) "So! Our first order of business is actually something that I saw the other day."
H: "Oh boy."
L: "It's them reversible octopus things."
H: "Oh! I think they're cute."
L: (seriously) "Okay, but what's the logic? It's fine for an octopus, right, but if you do it to a person, then all of a sudden, it's a crime."
H: (appalled, choking) "Louis!"
L: "It's true!"
H: "I inhaled so hard that I choked."
L: "On a d- so--"
H: (in disbelief) "Louis- why?"
L: (through laughter) "I don't know!"
H: "Why would you do this?"
L: "I'm sorry!"
H: (with a smile) "I hate you so much."
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FanfictionA collection of stories about two boys (with an unhealthy amount of death and sadness).