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don't you call me baby

(A/N: Louis and Harry are aromantic - before anyone else gets confused)

[INT. HALLWAY - 2:50 PM]

[It's crowded, and bodies flood into the hall as the final bell sounds. LOUIS stands in front of his locker and attempts to put his books away]

LOUIS: (voice muffled by the locker door) "There are too many people in this--"

HARRY: (with his arms wrapped tightly around LOUIS' waist) "Hi, Louis."

LOUIS: (leaning into HARRY) "Hello, Harry."

[LOUIS tilts his head up and connects his lips with HARRY's. The hall starts to empty]

LOUIS: (pulling himself out of HARRY's embrace to shut his locker and walk towards the exit) "I've got a game tonight. Are you--" (his eyes dart behind him) "Harry?"

[HARRY is staring at a timid boy whose eyes are locked onto LOUIS. HARRY squints and ignores LOUIS' footsteps moving towards him]

LOUIS: (slipping his hand into HARRY's) "Come on, we have to go."

HARRY: (intertwining his fingers with LOUIS') "He's mine, yeah?"

LOUIS: (exasperated) "Harry--"

HARRY: "Give me a nod or something."

[The boy nods and hurriedly exits the building. LOUIS sighs and pulls HARRY towards the doors. HARRY glares at the floor]

LOUIS: "He didn't even do anything."

HARRY: (quietly, eyes still trained on the ground) "He was checking you out."

LOUIS: (snickering) "Was someone jealous?"

HARRY: (scoffs) "No."

LOUIS: (as he pushes open the front doors) "If you say so."

[EXT. PARKING LOT - 3:12 PM]

[LOUIS swings his arms as he waits for Harry to unlock his car. Leaves are flying around the parking lot, the wind pushing them through the air. One hits LOUIS in the face, and he swats it away]

LOUIS: (settling into the passenger's seat) "I have a game tonight. Are you coming?"

HARRY: (plastering a proud grin on his face) "Of course, baby! I'd never miss it!"

LOUIS: (with disgust) "Please never call me baby again."

HARRY: (mockingly) "Baby, baby, ba--"

[HARRY laughs as LOUIS slaps his arm. LOUIS smiles to himself when HARRY starts to sing along with the music playing. Another leaf hits LOUIS in the face, and he sighs]

[EXT. LOUIS' HOUSE - 3:37 PM]

HARRY: (halfheartedly) "Alright, get out."

LOUIS: (not getting out) "Rude. You're supposed to be nice to me."

HARRY: (dripping with sarcasm) "And why is that?"

LOUIS: (dramatically) "Because I'm your boyfriend?"

HARRY: "I guess that's right. Please exit my vehicle. Thank you."

LOUIS: (opening the car door) "Whatever. I'll see you later."

HARRY: (overly sweet, drawing out his words) "I love you, romantically, baby."